Little Kid Proclaims Himself God On His Homework Assignment (Photo)

Watch out, Kanye. There’s a grade-schooler stealing your mojo.

When a Redditor’s nephew was asked to write down three special things about himself during a homework assignment, the little boy had something quite shocking to reveal.

Aside from playing with Legos and winning at football, this 5-year-old also spends some time divinely ruling the universe.

That explains why the other kids don’t want to play against him at recess — Gods generally don’t like to lose at football.

Something tells me that God might have a little more success with the younger generations if he picked up playing Legos in lieu of smiting.

H/T: Happy Place, Photo Courtesy: Reddit

Read more: http://elitedaily.com/news/world/kid-god-homework-answer-photo/752415/

Little Kid Proclaims Himself God On His Homework Assignment (Photo)

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You’ve Written A Book, Congratulations! Now Prepare To Beg

What it feels like asking for blurbs.

1. You wrote a book? Congratulations!

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2. Annnd you found a publisher? No way!

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3. Guess it’s all champagne and royalty checks from here on out, huh?

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4. Guess again.

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5. Have you gotten blurbs for your book yet?

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6. You know, where you ask incredibly cool strangers to say nice things about your book?

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7. Incredibly cool people who you would never dare approach in real life because you respect them too much?

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8. But now, instead of contacting them to say, “Hi, I worship your work…”

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9. (Which, again, you’d never do, because: not cool)

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10. You’re saying, “Hi, would you please like my work and be OK with me telling everyone in the entire world you like my work even though we’ve never met and you owe me absolutely nothing?”

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11. “Please?”

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12. “Pleeeaaaase?”

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13. “Oh god please won’t you please help me?!”

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14. Only to hear nothing in response?

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15. Which… hurts.

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16. Because in your mind, these incredibly cool strangers are all:

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17. And:

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18. And:

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19. And:

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20. And:

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21. But chin up, buttercup.

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22. Far more likely than these incredibly cool strangers hating your work is the fact that these incredibly cool strangers are constantly getting requests like this.

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23. So who cares that you haven’t heard back? Just keeping doing what you do.

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24. And you’ll get a blurb or two eventually.

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25. Because all those incredibly cool strangers out there?

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26. They had to do the same thing once, and they were just as scared as you.

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/isaacfitzgerald/will-you-please-blurb-this-post

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Waa! Actor James Morrison accuses Twitchy of trying to shut him up

http://twitter.com/#!/JamesPMorrison/status/426435831318851584

Psst. James, we’ll let you in on a little secret: Tweeters like you are Twitchy’s lifeblood.

If you and your liberal friends stopped tweeting tomorrow, Twitchy suddenly would have nothing to write about.

We don’t want you to shut up. We want you tweet as much as possible.

So stop with the self-pity party and keep on tweeting. The more the better, no matter how asinine.

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/23/waa-actor-james-morrison-accuses-twitchy-of-trying-to-shut-him-up/

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