These are fun to share, so here you go!
It"s just another boring day at work, laying out panties and re-hanging bras and shit. Nothin" special happening.
Then this woman, who I swear to GOD, is the Mom from Mean Girls (like, 45, wearing Apple Bottoms, belly with Playboy belly ring hanging out, Juicy track jacket on, lots of fake tanner) and her daughter (probably 15-16) walk up to my counter. The daughter is definitely a nerd: random faded dyed hair, choker, Totoro shirt, faded jeans, Converse. My kind of teenager.
She looks at me and says "My daughter wants to get big girl underwear. She wants some sexy bras and panties like Mommy." The girl and I both look at each other, trying not to laugh, and I can tell the girl is sooo uncomfortable. I tell her we have lots of choices, and she"s free to look around.
And then she goes on to pick up some thongs, hold them up to her daughter, and does the same with bras. Her daughter goes "mom…" like "Dude, mom. Stop it." And then she proceeds to yank up her OWN thong, and show it to me. It had once been white, but was covered in fake tanner. "One like this! I want her to match with Mommy!"
And then, as loud as she can, she goes on to tell her daughter "she"s never gonna get dick if she doesn"t learn to be sexy". This girl is mortified. Everyone in the area is looking at them. So, I approach the two of them, and nicely ask the mother to keep her voice down if she"s going to use that kind of language, or I"d have to ask them to leave. She apologizes and laughs, and agrees to be more quiet. The girl looks at me, and mouths "thank you".
But, not ten minutes later, she"s right back at it. Loudly talking about how she"s too old to be a virgin, and that she needs to get a man. It"s incredibly irritating, and both the girl and I are approaching our boiling points. When suddenly:
"MOM, I"M A LESBIAN!" she shouts, and her mom stops. Like a deer in headlights, she drops the bra she was holding, looks at her daughter, looks at me, and then puts her head down and walks out of the department. The girl sighs, and you can tell she"s relieved. Meanwhile, the other four or five women in the area quietly clap for her. She follows her mom out of the store. I hope it ended well for her. She was a nice girl.
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Story Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/YY4UI
Story Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/xiGGi
Story Part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/5fgoj
Story Part 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/TGjBf
Story Part 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/jfpJ2
Story Part 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/J20jW
AMA 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/tqwb7
AMA 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/XII32
AMA 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/55DWr
AMA 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/U9sJQ
AMA 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZWpRZ
AMA 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/fm7Sk
AMA 7: http://imgur.com/gallery/2BlkA
Lingerie Guide: http://imgur.com/gallery/g26n8
Bra & Accessory Guide: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNhPn
Read more: http://imgur.com/gallery/xiGGi
True Stories of a Lingerie Fitter pt. 2
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