Know Your Rights! Things To Keep In Mind When Dealing With Police

We rely on the police to keep us safe, but let’s face it: We can’t always rely on them to tell us our full rights. Here are a few things to keep in mind during your next run-in with the law:

1. A police officer on a horse cannot arrest or fine you if you are also on a horse. 

2. If you challenge a cop to a race, he legally has to race you. If you beat him, you are the cop. 

3. If you’re eating a bag of pretzels and pass by a police officer, you’re not obligated to offer him one, although it certainly would be a nice thing to do. 

4. If you forfeit your right to remain silent, make sure you say “off the record” before revealing anything incriminating. 

5. If you get arrested, ask to sit in the front seat. You’re not a fucking child and you deserve respect.

6. If you ask police officers if they’ve ever tried weed, they have to say “no,” but they can wink after saying it. 

7. If a police officer asks to cut in while you’re dancing with a partner, it is legal for you to cut back in at the top of the next hour. 

8. If you punch a cop, he gets to punch you back—but then you’re even. 

9. If you see a cop whose uniform is all red, that means he’s evil and will help you with crimes! Make use of his expertise and long, sharp fingers.

10. If you’re stopped by a police officer, simply answer any questions truthfully and try not to remember that he could beat you to death with absolutely no consequences.

Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/know-your-rights-things-keep-mind-when-dealing-pol-616

Know Your Rights! Things To Keep In Mind When Dealing With Police

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Pranking Cops By Fake Peeing In Public

YouTube pranksters RomanAtwood came up with a genius prank to play on the police that (hopefully) won’t get you in jail. While secretly being filmed, one prankster would turn his back to police and take a stance that one would while urinating. Then to finish the prank, he would squirt water from a water bottle. All the cops grab him, but quickly realize they’ve been had. Most laugh along with the joke, but a few jerks even threaten arrest. 

 

Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/03/04/pranking-cops-by-fake-peeing-in-public/

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The 10 Most Insane Police Quotes From Ferguson

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“Can we go home?””Maybe you shouldn"t have acted a fool” cop yells back. Cops moving forward

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2. David Carson @PDPJ Follow

#Ferguson cops keep complimenting crowd, says we"re working together on this, crowd not buying it chant “hell no we won"t go”

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3. Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly Follow

“You"re getting maced next time you pass us.” #ferguson

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4. Christopher Hayes @chrislhayes Follow

Riot cop to me just a few minutes ago: “Get back! Or next time you"re gonna be the one maced.”

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5. Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche Follow

Police just threw tear gas at protestors.”This is no longer a peaceful protest. You must leave the area,” a police announcer says. #Ferguson

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6. Akilah Johnson @akjohnson1922 Follow

Cop just told photog to “back the fuck up or ill shot.”

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7. Ross McLean @RossMcleanSec Follow

Police 2 press “turn off that light or I will shoot u in face” #Ferguson – cameraman says “NO”

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The 10 Most Insane Police Quotes From Ferguson

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