This is just to say / I have eaten the Doritos in the cupboard / That you were probably saving for later / Forgive me.
1. When there are baked goods in the house, you have to ask if they’re regular or “special.”
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2. There are always towels blocking the doorway.
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3. Sometimes you will admire some beautiful vase or piece of art they own, then realize it’s a bong.
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4. Your snacks mysteriously disappear, but in a polite way.
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5. It’s easy to shop for them at birthdays and holidays.
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6. They sometimes have very shady “friends” come over and you’re pretty sure they’re drug dealers.
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7. They can be incredibly considerate roommates.
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8. If you’re a woman, you’ll notice your hair supplies mysteriously disappearing.
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9. They’re not always as paranoid about getting caught by neighbors as you are.
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10. You have a strange arsenal of equipment that looks like you are preparing for a nuclear bomb.
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11. You’ve witnessed extreme crimes against food.
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12. You’re used to hearing moments of genius poetry.
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13. Although they can’t fix things around the house, they’re a MacGyver of building bongs.
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14. You never know if you’re actually funny because everything you say elicits riotous laughter.
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15. When you’re having a bad day, their advice is always:
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16. There has been at least one attempt to get your pet high.
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17. You may have to play it cool around their stoner friends.
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18. They’re impervious to being reminded about chores.
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19. But they do have a rock solid excuse for why they can’t talk about the dishes right now.
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20. And they’re always in the mood to order pizza.
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21. You are never short of lighters in your place.
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22. Any fruit left unattended in your home can and will be turned into a bong.
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23. Your place is always well stocked with Febreze and air fresheners.
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24. Which they use so liberally your place always smells like a lavender forest.
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25. They have boundless ingenuity if there are no clean dishes around.
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26. Things you think are regular items around your place are actually ingenious drug hiding places.
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27. When your parents come to visit you’re always worried they’re going to find something in one of the drawers.
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28. They’ll always keep the house stocked with snacks.
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29. They have an ingenious way of giving you gifts.
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30. They love to surprise you when you get home.
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31. All in all, they’re some of the most chill people you’ve ever lived with.
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