Sunday, February 28, 2016

24 Times Kids Wrote The Best Valentines




The best valentine is an honest valentine.





1. This pretty cruel Valentine to a deployed soldier.







2. This message of love which doubles as a polite comment on personal hygiene.







3. This biting critique on Valentine’s Day as a whole.



 


“Ghosts are white / And vampires are dead / Valentine’s would be better / If it were Halloween instead.”






4. This slightly alarming love message.







5. This kid who knows something his parents don’t.




“Mom and dad you are lucky you are alive.”





6. One son’s touching drawing of his mother with her one true love.




My Valentine card from my son. See how he’s captured the true love in my life #ValentinesDay


— katercarroll (@Kate Carroll)






7. The best love is specific love.




LOL, a Valentine’s Day card from my son in 2004.


— tmwsiy (@Parker)






8. This brutally honest heart-to-heart dialogue: “I want you to know you have a fat heart.” / “It’s love!” / “You eat too much junk food.”




@RebelWilson @AnnaKendrick47 My “Pitch” perfect valentine’s day card from my 8 yr old son.Thanks for the inspiration!


— ternst21 (@Theresa)






9. One six-year-old’s apologetic Valentine.




Just got this valentine from my 6yo daughter. What does this say about me as a father?


— KevinBeimers (@Kevin Beimers)






10. Kody’s encouraging Valentine’s Day gift to his teacher.







11. And another student’s less encouraging Valentine.








12. This one, from a child who loves her mother, despite all the hormones.







13. This child with enough love for his whole family, and one more.







14. This appreciative Valentine to a daddy who “makes the best craps”.




Or “crepes”, presumably.





15. This beautiful hand-drawn picture which says a thousand words.







16. This, message, which, uh, ¯_(ツ)_/¯.







17. This promising young scientist’s beautiful message of love.



 


“Your not just any Atomic number 67. Your my atomic number 67.”






18. Nothing says romance like “Die the most painful death.”







19. The child who loves his teacher, despite her limitations.




“My second Valentine is for Miss Johnson. She is a great teacher. She is not on the Jedi Council, but is great with the force.”





20. Brendan, who loves his mother for all the right reasons.







21. Because “you take my breath away” is so much more romantic than “you forcibly suck my soul from my body.”







22. This completely honest love.







23. This daughter who loves her father only a little bit less than her mother.







24. This most tragic love.




“Happy valintins I hope you have a great day. and I like you too and buy like do you mean “love” if you do me too but we can’t be boyfriend and girl friend my mom won’t let me but we can like and be friend and play togeter. Ps It’s not my best riting.”




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U.S. Will Change "Ineffective" No-Fly List Process After Judge"s Ruling




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WASHINGTON – The Obama administration is promising to change the way travelers can ask to be removed from its no-fly list of suspected terrorists banned from air travel.


The decision comes after a federal judge’s ruling in June that there was no meaningful way to challenge the designation, a situation deemed unconstitutional. In response, the Justice Department said the U.S. will change the process during the next six months. As of late last summer, about 48,000 people were on the no-fly list.




U.S. District Judge Anna Brown said the government must come up with a new way individuals can contest being on the list, calling the current process “wholly ineffective.”


“The procedures afforded to plaintiffs … fall short of the ‘elementary and fundamental requirement of due process’ to be afforded ‘notice reasonably calculated, under all the circumstances, to apprise interested parties of the pendency of the action and afford them an opportunity to present objections,"” her ruling stated.


Inclusion on the list can be more than inconvenient: Plaintiffs said they had lost business and been unable to attend important family functions because of their inability to fly.


The government’s policy is never to confirm or deny that a person actually is on the no-fly list, citing national security concerns. In most instances, travelers assume they are on the list because they are instructed to go through additional screening at airports or because they are told they can’t board their flights to, from or within the United States.


The no-fly list is one of the government’s most controversial post-9/11 counterterrorism programs because of this lack of due process, long criticized because people cannot find out why they were placed on the list and lack a way to fight the decision. Changing how people can challenge their designation could amount to one of the government’s most significant adjustments to how it manages the list.


“It’s long past time for the government to revamp its general procedures,” said Hina Shamsi, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union.


Shamsi is among the attorneys who represent 13 plaintiffs who sued the federal government over the current policy, saying it violates their constitutional right to due process. Earlier this summer, Judge Brown, in Portland, Oregon, agreed with them. The Portland case is one of five around the country challenging some aspect of the terror watch lists.


So far, the government is offering few details about upcoming changes. In a court filing earlier this month, it said it will “endeavor to increase transparency for certain individuals denied boarding who believe they are on the No-Fly List.”


One of the plaintiffs in the Portland lawsuit, Abe Mashal, was unable to print his boarding pass before a flight out of Chicago four years ago. A counter representative told him he was on the no-fly list and would not be allowed to board. Mashal was surrounded by about 30 law enforcement officials, he said.


Mashal appealed the same day but six months later the government responded, “no changes or corrections are warranted at this time.” He appealed the decision in May 2011. Nine months later, the government said its ruling was final.


The appeals process, known as redress, was started in 2007. The government receives tens of thousands of applications a year, according to court documents.


But 99% of those complaints are unrelated to the terror watch lists, the current director of the Terrorist Screening Center, Christopher Piehota, said in a November 2010 declaration related to a California no-fly list lawsuit. At the time, Piehota was deputy director of operations at the center, which determines whether someone is appropriately on a terror watch list.


In 2013, 752 redress complaints were shared with the Terrorist Screening Center, according to information provided by the government in a separate federal lawsuit out of Virginia. Formal complaints led the U.S. to remove 100 people from a broad terror watch list, the no-fly list and a separate list of people who require additional screening at airports, the government said. It described the 752 complaints as just 1% of the total redress requests, indicating it received about 75,000 that year.


The screening center considered only 227 requests in 2009. After a near-miss terror attack on Christmas Day that year, the government revamped its watch-listing system and lowered the standard for the no-fly list. The number of people banned from air travel surged from about 3,400 at the end of 2009 to about 48,000 late last summer, intelligence officials have told The Associated Press.


After someone complains under the process, the government conducts a review. Once complete, the applicant is given a redress number to use when booking air travel reservations. Often this is done to resolve problems for people with similar names as someone on a terror watch list.


Mashal, a Marine veteran who is now a dog trainer, said being on the no-fly list has cost him business clients and stopped him from attending a wedding, funeral and graduation.


After three years of avoiding air travel, Mashal purchased a ticket last summer. He was able to print his boarding pass at home, which he said was the first sign he might no longer be on the list. In 2013, he flew in June and October without incident. But he said he never knows what to expect.


“It’s always something I have to think about now, because nobody knows why I got put on the list, and nobody knows why they took me off,” Mashal said. “It’s always on my mind.”


The Justice Department said it would reconsider Mashal’s and the other Portland plaintiffs’ requests after making its changes to the redress process. A judge will determine whether that is an appropriate response.


Additional reporting by Mashable



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Community Post: This "Blurred Lines" Feminist Parody Is The Best Response To Robin Thicke





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Satellites Align: Dish and DirecTV Could Be the Next Big Media Merger




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Dish Network Corp. Chairman Charlie Ergen recently contacted DirecTV Chief Executive Officer Mike White to discuss a merger of the two satellite television companies, according to several people with knowledge of the matter. Shares of both companies rose.


Ergen made the approach in response to Comcast Corp.’s $45 billion acquisition of Time Warner Cable Inc. in mid-February, one of the people said, asking not to be identified discussing confidential information. White is reluctant to push forward with formal talks out of concern regulators may block the deal because the two companies directly compete with each other, another person said.




Even if regulators allow Comcast’s acquisition of Time Warner Cable, DirecTV management doesn’t see the cable deal as a proxy for an approval of deal with Dish, said another person familiar with the matter. DirecTV and Dish’s 2002 attempt to merge was blocked by regulators.


DirecTV is the largest U.S. satellite-television operator with about 20 million paying subscribers. Dish is No. 2 with about 14 million subscribers. A deal may be more likely to pass after President Barack Obama’s administration departs, said the person. The key to a deal being approved is how regulators view the market, another person said. If video competition is extended to online services, such as Netflix Inc., a deal could pass, the person said.


‘Business case’


“There is obviously a business case that makes a lot of sense for consolidation in the satellite industry,” Ergen said in November, before the Comcast-Time Warner Cable deal was announced. “You’re going to see consolidation, maybe first in the cable industry,” he said.


“You’re seeing in the government’s part that they do negotiate things within the airline side, so it makes a lot of sense,” Ergen said, referring to the U.S. government’s willingness to negotiate on antitrust issues in the airline industry. While federal regulators initially sued to block American Airlines parent AMR Corp.’s $17.2 billion merger with US Airways Group Inc., in November the companies reached a settlement with the Justice Department that put the merger back on track. “Whether that ever comes to fruition is another story, but I mean I think both Dish and DirectTV realize that that can make a lot of sense.”


White’s concerns


Although White is hesitant to pursue a deal, he hasn’t ruled it out entirely, one person said. The talks are being conducted at a senior level with no official process yet under way, several people said.
White has been openly more wary about a possible combination.


“In about a third of the country, you’d go from three to two” satellite providers, White said in December. “And while I certainly believe our industry has changed substantially and I believe there are a lot of reasons why consolidation in our industry would be pro-consumer to try and improve the balance between programmers and distributors, you still have to go sell that in Washington.”


Shares of DirecTV rose almost 7% to $78.13, giving the company a market value of about $40 billion as of 1:37 p.m. in New York. Dish also gained almost 7%, to $62.23, giving it a market value of about $29 billion.


Darris Gringeri, a spokesman for DirecTV, declined to comment, as did Bob Toevs, a spokesman for Dish.



This article originally published at Bloomberg
here


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16 Couples Who Need To Be Stopped




Love is blind, and so was the photographer.

1. What? I just…can’t.


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2. “Should we swim in the ocean that is literally right behind us? Nah. Let’s get in this kiddie pool.”


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3. Who is taking these pictures?


Who is taking these pictures?

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4. “So like, we’ll just lie down, and then pretend we’re running, but we’re just lying down. No one will know.”


"So like, we

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5. “Someone please save us.” — Bunnies


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6. …Why?


...Why?

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7. All the blood rushing to her head, how dreamy.


All the blood rushing to her head, how dreamy.

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8. This dude doesn’t understand the meaning of alone time.


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9. I love looking longingly into people’s ears.


I love looking longingly into people

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10. True love means picking each other’s noses…or something.


True love means picking each other

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11. Metamorphosis: The Couple


Metamorphosis: The Couple

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12. Yeah, no, just cover her nipples and then look to the sky. It’ll be awesome.


Yeah, no, just cover her nipples and then look to the sky. It

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13. WELCOME TO MY BUTTHOLE. How romantic.


WELCOME TO MY BUTTHOLE. How romantic.

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14. “Should we smile? Nah, let’s look as uncomfortable as possible.”


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15. Human waste has a way of turning you on, amirite?!


Human waste has a way of turning you on, amirite?!

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16. “Can you not?! Just trying to run here…” — guy running


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21 Things Only People Who Hate Texting Know To Be True




If I don’t text back, it’s not because I hate you. I just hate emoticons.

1. Waiting to hear back from someone is a special kind of hell you never want to be in.


Waiting to hear back from someone is a special kind of hell you never want to be in.

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RUDE.


2. Every time you send a text out into the universe, you have TRS (Texting Remorse Syndrome).


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Wait… there’s a typo. UNSEND. UNSEND, YOU HEINOUS WITCH!


3. There are roughly a zillion texting rules, yet none of them make sense.


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4. Every time you have to send a text, a little of your soul dies.


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5. People have stopped texting you, because they know you fucking hate it.


People have stopped texting you, because they know you fucking hate it.

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6. And you get a secret pleasure when you can piss someone off over text.


And you get a secret pleasure when you can piss someone off over text.

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#sorrynotsorry


7. You’ve started to realize that getting a group text is someone’s way of saying they actually hate you.


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8. You know calling is faster, but can’t, because you won’t have friends anymore.


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OK, cool, yeah, let’s figure out which movie to go to via text for the next two hours, that’s a great use of my time. GAHHHH.


9. If you’re hanging out with friends, it seems like you’re the only one NOT texting.


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10. And you often want to call them out, because they’re supposed to be hanging out with YOU, not their phone.


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The entree just arrived, so… Oh? Still texting? Cool.


11. You have spent countless minutes trying to decipher emoticon meanings, only to realize that emoticons are ridiculous.


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12. And texting shorthand is not really your thing.


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13. Trying to flirt over text is just… it’s not gonna happen. Ever.


Trying to flirt over text is just... it

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14. And you have a hard time understanding people who analyze every word of their texts.


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15. Seeing the “typing” ellipses for more than a minute has sent you into actual fits of rage.


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WHAT ARE YOU TYPING?! It better be a damn poem apologizing for this.


16. You have considered breaking up with someone if they text too much.


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If this is the only way we’ll be communicating, then let’s not. OK? BIIIIIII.


17. Autocorrect has made you its bitch more times than you care to recall.


Autocorrect has made you its bitch more times than you care to recall.

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18. People have called you out for ignoring their texts all together, and all you can say is #sorrynotsorry.


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19. You’re constantly worrying that people will take a text the wrong way because they can’t hear your tone of voice.


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This leads you to text stuff like, LOL and ROTFL!!! so they don’t get angry. And then you feel like a tool.


20. The only person you ACTUALLY enjoy texting is your BFF.


The only person you ACTUALLY enjoy texting is your BFF.

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21. And while you’d never admit it, you’re thankful for texting if ONLY because you can talk to them more.


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