Saturday, February 28, 2015

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19 Things You Can Thank Your Coach For






1. For not immediately resigning after everyone was like this on the first day of practice.







2. For constantly pushing you…






…even when you really, really didn’t feel like working.







3. For giving you that nickname you thought would be temporary but has followed you your entire life.







4. For having the occasional “fun” practice.







5. For helping you get into great shape even though you had the eating habits of The Rock on a cheat day.






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6. For never being afraid to tell it like it is.







7. For hammering home the fundamentals, no matter how repetitive.







8. For staying up all night watching game film while everyone else slept…







9. …and then coming up with the most innovative (and insane) game plans.







10. For keeping morale up at halftime…







11. For getting angry…



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12. …like, really, really…








13. And then using that anger to argue bogus calls…



 




14. …or fire up the team with a good tirade.







15. For being all serious and focused, but also having a good sense of humor.







16. For keeping it together, because, let’s face it, the job would drive most people to drink.







17. For being the first one there to hug after a big win.







18. For bringing the team together in tough times.



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19. And, most important, for giving you advice that sticks in your head long after you’ve hung up your jersey.




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Who Said It: Helga Pataki Or A Pulitzer Prize Winner?








  1. 1. “Cowlicks, like fields of yellow corn/All the days of my week”


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    Helga Pataki

    Only a plagiarized Emily Dickinson poem could beat this! (From “Phoebe Cheats.”)






  2. 2. “However you may sweat to hold such darling wrecks/Hived like honey in your head”


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    Sylvia Plath

    From “Epitaph of Fire and Flower.”






  3. 3. “Oh so shamed, my Prometheus/Wandering the dismal deserts of my tormented soul”


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    From when Helga thought she was dumb. AS IF. (From “The Aptitude Test.”)






  4. 4. “Farewell for now, Heroic Prince/Our yellow love chariot has arrived”


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    Helga’s literary prowess knows no bounds. (From “The Little Pink Book.”)






  5. 5. “The stain of love Is upon the world/Yellow, yellow, yellow”


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    William Carlos Williams

    From “A Love Song.”






  6. 6. “Who need to think of love as a fixed sun/Impervious to our passing in and out of shade?”


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    Lisel Mueller

    From “Afterthoughts on the Lovers.”






  7. 7. “All my days have come to this/My secret heart, spent in one kiss”


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    Helga Pataki

    Remember when Helga slowly got rid of every understudy so she could play Juliet and kiss Arnold? Wasn’t that the best? (From “School Play.”)






  8. 8. “I will be the gladdest thing under the sun!/I will touch a hundred flowers, and not pick one!”


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    Edna St. Vincent Millay

    From “Afternoon on a Hill.”






  9. 9. “If anyone asks, say it was forgotten, long long ago/As a flower, as a fire, as a hushed football in a long forgotten snow”


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    Sara Teasdale

    From “Song.”






  10. 10. “And, though it comes from a pretender/Not me, but Juliet, the sender”


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    Shakespeare would be proud. (From “School Play.”)






  11. 11. “Gladly I go now to see to your delicious face/Sadly, I stash my passion deep”


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    Helga Pataki

    You Know, when she casually smushes bubblegum in the shape of her beloved’s head, NO BIG DEAL. (From “The Little Pink Book.”)






  12. 12. “Darling, all night/I have been flickering, off, on, off, on”


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    Sylvia Plath

    From “Fever 103°.”






  13. 13. “Some way I could whisper my secret adoring thoughts, so this fever’d brow’d/Dare I even think it?”


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    Helga Pataki

    The real tragedy is that Arnold never saw these poems. (From “School Play.”)






  14. 14. “Each morn, I see you bend to drink/From love’s own crystal pool”


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    Helga Pataki

    A little poem for when Arnold drinks from the water fountain. (From “Helga’s Love Potion.”)






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Foursquare Rolls Out Local Updates for Merchants




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Just last month, Foursquare users were blessed with a redesign. On Wednesday, Foursquare announced a new feature for merchants as well: Foursquare Local Updates.


The feature — which rolls out to businesses over the next week — lets participating business owners send updates about their business to their “best customers” when they’re nearby. Updates can be any combination of text, up to three photos and a special, and will be seen in version 5.2 of the app, which is available now. Although Groupon and LivingSocial both offer ways to blast deals to mobile users nearby, Foursquare’s latest update lets merchants add non-deal updates, like “Warm cookies fresh out of the oven available now!” that don’t have an offer attached, much like a tweet or Facebook status.


Two points of clarification on updates:



  • “Customers nearby” is anyone within a small radius, which is determined by Foursquare’s reading of GPS data. Based on experience, Foursquare has learned that “nearby” might be one mile in a dense city, but it could be up to 10 miles in more rural areas, where people have cars. Therefore, updates will target “nearby” users accordingly.




  • “Best customers” are determined by combination of how often they check in, how recently they’ve checked in and whether they’ve liked the venue on Foursquare. These users voted with their feet (and thumbs) to show their interest in your business, and they would probably enjoy getting updates from you, especially if there’s a special involved.



“Users want to get communication from the businesses they care about in a way that’s really local and really visual,” says Noah Weiss, Foursquare‘s product lead on monetization (but don’t fret, the feature is free …for now). Much like Foursquare specials, local updates actually came out of requests from users to be able to know more about the businesses they frequent.




Until now, Foursquare was a pretty low-maintenance platform for merchants. You could claim your venues and set up specials, and then the platform takes it from there, rewarding your customers as they unlock specials and badges. All merchants had to do was educate their staff about Foursquare and what was being offered through the app. Now, the platform is still low maintenance, but Foursquare’s local updates make it far more dynamic, using location and social intelligence to target the most ideal customers. While Facebook and Twitter let you geotarget as well, Foursquare lets you do it on a much more granular level.




The updates don’t come through as push notifications; they go in the stream, alongside tips, likes and checkins, making the Foursquare experience much richer and unobtrusive. Businesses can use updates to send a blast about a new shipment of product, a new menu item or to notify customers nearby about a special or event. If your business is slow on Mondays from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., you can blast an update (perhaps with a flash special) with a few photos, instead of passively waiting for customers to come to you. Multiple photos can be swiped like a slideshow within the stream, and specials will show in-line, making the display very visual and aesthetically pleasing. By taking initiative, businesses can use Foursquare to get customers in the door and boost their bottom line. In an future iteration, we’re hoping to be able to schedule updates in advance.


For businesses with multiple locations, local updates offer store-specific targeting (choose one or any combination of venues) and cross-marketing. So if someone who frequents your New York shop happens to be near your Chicago shop, your updates will appear in his feed when he’s nearby (so long as the update applies to that shop).


Local updates don’t mark the only Foursquare news on Wednesday. Bing announced Foursquare integration into its search results, just one more step in Bing’s efforts to own social search.


BONUS: Check in at Foursquare’s Swanky New HQ