Monday, February 29, 2016

Ron Paul will endorse Gary Johnson … when hell freezes over




http://twitter.com/#!/AlexPappasDC/status/202416936573865984


“No chance”? We think someone forgot to tell that to Gary Johnson.


From @TPM: "Gary Johnson: ‘I Will Continue The Ron Paul Revolution’" http://t.co/OLnS456f @LPNational @RonPaul #tlot @foxnewspolitics


— Gov. Gary Johnson (@GovGaryJohnson) May 14, 2012


From Johnson’s statement:


Whether it is at the Republican Convention or at the polls in November, the revolution Ron Paul has ignited will be seen and heard in the months ahead. I will continue the Ron Paul Revolution.


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/15/ron-paul-will-endorse-gary-johnson-when-hell-freezes-over/




Ron Paul will endorse Gary Johnson … when hell freezes over

He Punched the Glasses Right Off this Female Clerk"s Face. You Won"t Believe Why.




Have you seen the man in the gallery below? If so, please contact the authorities in Lakewood, California. He fled the scene after assaulting a young female clerk in a gas station. He brutally punched her in the face… all over 41 cents.


What you’re about to see in the security footage below is shocking.




When this man attempted to buy a $1.41 cigar with only $1.00, the clerk informed him he would need to give her more money. That enraged him and next he did something no one expected.









Without warning, the man violently assaulted the 23 year-old clerk, punching her in the face over a single cigar.









The horrific and sudden punch injured her eye and knocked her glasses off of her face. The customers inside of the Conoco were paralyzed – it all happened so quickly.









If you know the man responsible for this brutal crime that left a poor clerk injured and holding back tears, contact the local authorities in Lakewood, California.








This man needs to be found so he can pay for his violence. Share this story and help us find him.


Source

Read more: http://viralnova.com/punched-clerk/




He Punched the Glasses Right Off this Female Clerk"s Face. You Won"t Believe Why.

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Michigan Superstore Chain Makes Extremely Geeky Jadeveon Clowney Twitter Joke






A few days ago, a Michigan fan affiliated with the MGoBlog site was having a conversation on Twitter about Jadeveon Clowney’s PTSD-inducing hit on Michigan running back Vincent Smith in this year’s Outback Bowl. He happened to mention Meijer, a Walmart-style Midwest chain, and an eagle-eyed Meijer social media manager quickly jumped into the discussion.





That right there is an extremely specific reference to the exact miscommunication on Michigan’s offensive line that allowed Clowney to run free and make his famous/infamous hit. Half of Meijer’s stores are in Michigan; they clearly understand the interests of their customers.



Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/bml/michigan-superstore-chain-makes-extremely-geeky-twitter-foot




Michigan Superstore Chain Makes Extremely Geeky Jadeveon Clowney Twitter Joke

The 26 Stages Of Online Dating






1. You’re in a committed relationship with someone you met in the real world. As far as you’re concerned online dating is for losers.







2. But then it all goes wrong.







3. You’re left with only the echoes of your cries for company.







4. After a period of going out and trying to have sex with everything…







5. …your friends start to talk to you about how much success they’ve had online.







6. And they go on, and on, and on.







7. Until you’ve got no choice, and finally give in.







8. So you wait for the messages to start rolling in.







9. After a few false starts, you find someone who you seem to get on with, and arrange to meet up.







10. Though this seems like a great idea at first, when they day comes you start to have doubts.







11. Serious doubts.







12. And there’s only one way to deal with it.







13. You arrive at the venue, and make the awkward “Where are you?” call.







14. You finally see them and get really excited, but quickly become conscious of other people spotting it’s a first date.







15. There will inevitably be awkward conversation at first.







16. But once you’ve had a drink (or three).







17. You realise that you’re actually having a nice time.







18. And at the end of the night you say your goodbyes and begrudgingly tell your friends that they were right.







19. In fact after being so worried about the stigma, you now can’t stop talking to people about it.







20. Of course, some dates will be better than others.







21. Don’t rule out the possibility that their profile picture was 10 years old and everything isn’t quite as you expected.







22. These dates can cause you to lose faith.







23. But more often than not, you’ll get on really well — you must have started talking for a reason.







24. Just remember to play it cool.







25. But if the worst happens and you find yourself back where you started.







26. You can just start all over again.





Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-26-stages-of-online-dating




The 26 Stages Of Online Dating

Pistons allow us to move blocks? Phallic structures are going to be turned up a few notches within a week.




Pistons allow us to move blocks? Phallic structures are going to be turned up a few notches within a week.

Read more: http://quickmeme.com/p/3t4u




Pistons allow us to move blocks? Phallic structures are going to be turned up a few notches within a week.

Have to wear a tie perfect length on first try




Have to wear a tie perfect length on first try

Read more: http://quickmeme.com/p/36i2mo




Have to wear a tie perfect length on first try

Freddie Mercury Practicing Backstage Before A Concert




Children of Generation Y all have a very special place in their heart for the classic rock band Queen. Lead singer Freddie Mercury has been gone for two decades now, but his voice, music, and, most of all, persona lives on. Here is a sneak peek into the backstage of a Queen concert showing how Freddie and the rest of band prepare themselves in the last minutes before the show. 


 



Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/01/11/freddie-mercury-practicing-backstage-before-a-concert/




Freddie Mercury Practicing Backstage Before A Concert

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Twitter rallies to raise funds for daughters of conservative blogger Caleb Howe




http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/362242143546384385


Caleb Howe is a longtime conservative blogger, activist and new media presence who was named one of the “Top 25 Conservatives on Twitter.” Caleb and his wife Donna are dear friends of Twitchy’s managing editors and many conservative activists and bloggers.


Caleb is very ill, and the conservative community is using the power of social media to help his family with prayers and donations.


http://twitter.com/#!/FTR__Radio/status/362245461073080320


Thomas LaDuke of FTR Radio set up the Caleb’s Girls Fund to help ease the financial burden on the Howe family. Funds will go toward back-to-school expenses for their two beautiful, talented daughters.


This fund is dedicated to helping the family of Caleb Howe. As he lays in the hospital with a failing liver, his children, ages 11 and 14, are heading back to school in a few weeks. It would lift an incredible burden for Caleb & Donna if they could get even the smallest amount of help with these upcoming expenses. If you’re not in a position to give, your prayers are always welcome in lieu of a donation. Thank you for your compassion and help.


During the first three hours of the fundraiser, 117 people contributed to the fund. Caleb’s brother Ben expressed his gratitude on Facebook and announced that any extra funds raised “will be used to help with the massive medical bills.”


http://twitter.com/#!/baseballcrank/status/362247788865667072

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/362261175959957505

http://twitter.com/#!/hostagehoosier/status/362257460934881280


If you’re unable to donate, please join us in praying for Caleb and his family.


http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/361707993626198020


Update:


As of 6:05 p.m. ET, contributions total over $11,100! Amazing and wonderful.


Update:


Twitchy readers, your generosity, prayers and support mean more than words can express. As of 6 a.m. ET, 324 people have contributed a total of $16,747.


Update, 7/31/13 at 2 p.m.:


The fund has raised almost $20,000 from 404 contributors.


 


Related:


Erick Erickson: Please Consider Helping Caleb Howe’s Family


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/30/crowd-sourcing-love-twitter-rallies-to-raise-funds-for-daughters-of-conservative-blogger-caleb-howe/




Twitter rallies to raise funds for daughters of conservative blogger Caleb Howe

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Community Post: 17 Pressing Questions About Pixar"s "Ratatouille"






1. How does Remy know so much about food?



Pixar / Via weheartit.com

I know that he watches Gusteau’s show and reads his book, but he’s practically expert level from the get-go. How?!





2. Why does Remy’s father make car analogies?



Pixar

He’s a rat! Does he even know how to drive a car?





3. Why does the old lady shoot her house to pieces?




Overkill, don’t you think?





4. Why does the rats’ escape plan involve boats?



Pixar

what





5. Why does Remy care so much about how the restaurant is running?



Pixar

Seriously, Remy, take a chill pill.





6. How did Linguini become so awkward?




He’s the most awkward person of all time. How did he manage to get a girl like Colette?





7. Why do only some of the characters have French accents?



Pixar / Via giphy.com

And why is one of those characters voiced by John Ratzenberger?





8. Why can Remy control Linguini with his… hair?




Is it all of his hair or specific strands? How does Remy know which hairs are the arms and which are the legs?





9. How did Remy get so smug?




He was smug even before Paris became “his” town.





10. How does the lawyer conveniently find Gusteau’s hair in his hat?



Pixar

It’s just been sitting in that hat waiting all that time?





11. Why does Linguini question why the dish is called “ratatouille?”




Isn’t ratatouille a French word?





12. Why is the transfer of ownership of the restaurant so seamless?



Pixar

Pretty much no one on the staff has the qualifications for running a business.





13. How long are the customers waiting for their meal in the final act of the film?



Pixar

With all that was happening back in the kitchen, the diners must have been waiting forever. Surely that would give them some negative reviews.





14. How do the rats know how to cook?



Pixar

There are hundreds of them. Remy can’t give them all directions. Are they following recipes? Can they all read now?





15. Why didn’t they lie and say Colette cooked the meal?



Pixar

Did Ego need to know it was made by a rat? Would he have written the same review if he found out when the health inspector was released like the rest of the public?





16. Why did Anton Ego throw away his career and reputation for some ratatouille made by a rat?




Was it worth it, Ego?





17. How did the original creator even come up with this idea?




If we can agree on anything, we can surely agree that Ratatouille is a very strange movie.



Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/gracerking/17-pressing-questions-about-pixars-ratatouille-lbev




Community Post: 17 Pressing Questions About Pixar"s "Ratatouille"