These #InfowarsValentines could melt a heart of steel

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Last year, Twitchy set you up with the very best #InfoWarsPickupLines to use on the Planet Infowars dating site. Chances are everything’s worked out spectacularly and you find yourself in need of some #InfowarsValentines this holiday. Fear not: Twitter is here to help.

http://twitter.com/#!/Tark31/status/434485227776245760

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Jet fuel can"t melt steel

Illuminati watching you— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) February 14, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/434485839251644416

http://twitter.com/#!/TimShutters/status/434485891609137152

#InfowarsValentines

I see the drones

Copters, spies

Bionic recording

Implant eye

Your tinfoil hat

Shows you care

Like my leaden

Underwear— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014

#InfowarsValentines

Rose are red

Violets are blue

The people are made docile

By chemtrails— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) February 15, 2014

#InfowarsValentines

I know you conspire

To steal my heart

Cut my ribcage apart

Sell my soul to The Lizards

Tracking chip inside

My gizzard— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014

.@MangyLover

Roses are red

lizard people are green

It"s you in my heart

along with some nanomachines
#InfowarsValentines— Brian (@daishaa_san) February 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/wupton/status/434492656681775104

http://twitter.com/#!/lheal/status/434494748691140608

http://twitter.com/#!/IPAzRGR8/status/434502971523465216

http://twitter.com/#!/Noah_Pology/status/434503987182587904

Roses are red,

Violets are blue;

At least that"s what

They want you to think.
#InfowarsValentines— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bitingtea/status/434505017853104130

http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyBialy/status/434505527205179392

http://twitter.com/#!/Noah_Pology/status/434505644079472640

#InfowarsValentines

Roses are Red

Seaweed is Damp

I Hope We Both End up

In the Same FEMA Camp!— Sooper Genius (@Crapplefratz) February 15, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/christoferguson/status/434509903802015744

Ferreting out The Truth

Behind my keyboard mild mannered

But give me a chance, baby

And I"ll show you my gold standard
#InfowarsValentines— The H2 (@TheH2) February 15, 2014

#InfowarsValentines

You"re outta this world.

And so are most of the world leaders.

Seriously they"re aliens.— Ferg (@christoferguson) February 15, 2014

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These #InfowarsValentines could melt a heart of steel

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