19 Perfect Gifts For People Who Love To Swear

Bitches get bitches gifts.

1. For the dainty dirty mouth:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Fuck You Rings, $14.95.

2. For your partner-in-bitching:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

You’re My Favorite Bitch to Bitch About Bitches With Card, $4.37.

3. For the calm curser:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Namaste, Bitches Sweatshirt, $29.

4. For the sophisticated swearer:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Merde Pillow, $97.

5. For the grouchy nester:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Fuck Off Embroidery, $15.

6. For the pottymouthed pet owner:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Oh Shit I’m Lost Dog Tag, $20.

7. For the Tina Fey enthusiast:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Bitches Get Stuff Done Mug, $16.

8. For the one who needs some real inspiration:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Get Shit Done Print, $12.50.

9. For the fan of puns:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

You Pizza Shit Shirt, $20.

10. For the responsiblly profane bud:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Groceries & Shit Tote Bag, $18.

11. For the birthday pal:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Happy Birthday Fuckface Banner, $17.

12. For the Pulp Fiction fan:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Bad Mother Fucker Wallet, $37.50.

13. And for the Gone With the Wind enthusiast:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Frankly My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn Wooden Sign, $18.

14. For the colorful home decorator:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Shithead Hand-Painted Vintage Plate, $28.

15. For the discreet overachiever:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Total BAMF Engraved Pencils, $4.

16. For the classy one:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Bastard Nameplate Necklace, $20.

17. For the subtle friend:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Oh Crap Earrings, $17.34.

18. For the silent pal with a mind of gold:

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Middle Finger Stud, $10.

19. And for your swearing soulmate.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Best Fucking Bitches Necklaces, $9.80.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/perfect-gifts-for-people-who-love-to-swear

19 Perfect Gifts For People Who Love To Swear

curse, cursing, etsy, presents, profanity, swear, swearing

15 Adorable Vintage Outfits To Wear On St. Patrick’s Day

It’s less than a month away, and you don’t want random strangers pinching you! Find all these cute outfits on Etsy. 1.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Seeing as St. Patrick’s Day is on a Monday this year, this work appropriate look is totally perfect.

2.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

I actually want to wear this EVERY day.

3.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

How freakin’ cute is this?!

4.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Lovely!

5.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

This would be nice for a Blanch Devereaux kind of St. Patrick’s Day.

6.

View this image ›

etsy.com / Via etsy.com

This would even look great with a shirt underneath!

7.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

I can totally see Zooey Deschanel in this! Probably because the model looks EXACTLY like her. Still…

8.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Perfect for a St. Patty’s Day in St. Barts!

9.

View this image ›

etsy.com / Via etsy.com

Professional AND funky!

10.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

This is just too cute! I can’t!

11.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Shamrocks? Done!

12.

View this image ›

etsy.com / Via etsy.com

Precious! Anybody need to be a St. Patty’s Day bridesmaid? This would be perfect!

13.

View this image ›

etsy.com / Via etsy.com

I just NEED this sweater!

14.

View this image ›

etsy.com / Via etsy.com

How CUTE is this?!

15.

View this image ›

Via etsy.com

Darling! Nobody’s pinching ANYBODY in this dress!

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/missmaryd/15-adorable-vintage-outfits-to-wear-on-st-patrick-k8f4

15 Adorable Vintage Outfits To Wear On St. Patrick’s Day

..., 6, adorable, and, anybody, Anybody need, b..., Blanch Devereaux kind, bridesmaid, BuzzFeed, buzzfeed.com, cute, cute outfits, darling., Day., dress, etsy, etsy.com, funky, how, image, kind, look, looks, Lovely, model, Monday, need, outfits, Patrick, patty, Perfect, Precious, random strangers, Read, sh*t, Shamrocks, shirt, shirt underneath, st patricks day outfits, st patricks day, St. Barts, St. Patrick, St. Patty, Still…, strangers, sweater, t..., than, View, View this, View this image, vintage, vintage clothes, Want, work, work appropriate look, Zooey Deschanel

17 "Orange Is The New Black"-Inspired Items You Can Buy On Etsy

You’ll throw your pie for them.

1. Crazy Eyes Keychain

View this image ›

etsy.com

Available here.

2. Alex Vause Earrings

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get them here.

3. “Bitches Gots to Learn” Embroidery

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get it here.

4. “Lesbian Request: Denied” Pin

View this image ›

etsy.com

Buy it here.

5. “Accent a Droite, Bitch” Pin

View this image ›

etsy.com

And get this one here!

6. “I Threw My Pie For You” Print

View this image ›

etsy.com

Available here.

7. Morello/Nicky Print

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get it here.

8. OITNB Cupcake Toppers

View this image ›

etsy.com

For all your birthday/screening party needs.

9. “King Cone” Embroidery

View this image ›

etsy.com

Mmm, Taystee.

10. “Bag That Bird” Print

View this image ›

etsy.com

Available here.

11. OITNB Perler Bead Magnets

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get them here.

12. “I Can’t Do Shit With I’m Sorry” Print

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get it here.

13. Alex and Piper Dolls

View this image ›

etsy.com

Available here.

14. Pensatucky Tote

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get it here.

15. “Shot at a Twix Bar” Print

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get it here.

16. OINTB Baby Onesies

View this image ›

etsy.com

For the coolest baby you know.

17. Laverne Cox Votive Candle

View this image ›

etsy.com

Get it here, and while you’re at it get me one too.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/17-orange-is-the-new-black-inspired-items-you-can-buy-on-ets

Share this with Family and Friends:

Share

Tweet

PinIt

Share

17 "Orange Is The New Black"-Inspired Items You Can Buy On Etsy