20 Reasons PDA Is The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Humanity

GET A ROOM.

PDA, or public displays of affection, are all the rage for couples who like to parade their sickening affection for one another for the world to see.

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Getting your mack on is normally AWESOME, but doing it in public is just disgusting and shameless and this madness needs to stop now.

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HERE IS WHY:

1. Couples think they look romantic, and perhaps even a little sexy when they PDA. BUT THAT IS FALSE.

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2. Also, they are OBLIVIOUS to the fact they are doing it in public. AKA there are people around!

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3. Do people not realize when you make out in public EVERYONE has to watch?

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4. Seriously, they have NO consideration for anyone around them.

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HELLA rude.

5. If you’re lucky, it just looks kind of gross and disgusting.

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6. But it can be so, so much worse than that. PDA easily can look like something straight out of a horror film.

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It’s THAT disgusting.

7. The worst thing is, you can’t really do anything about it. You just have to stand there and watch in complete, utter agony.

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8. Like, what are you going to do, separate them? You just have to let nature run its disgusting, vile course.

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9. And sometimes, people just take it way, way too far.

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10. Even petting, touching, and even holding hands? NOPE NOPE NOPE.

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JUST STOP.

11. Although, truth be told, there is NO appropriate situation for PDA.

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12. Like, what are you trying to prove? WE GET IT, YOU GUYS ARE INTO EACH OTHER.

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13. Kissing and making out in public? EW EW EW EW NO THANKS.

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14. Like, they never ever come up for air, so how do they even breathe!?!?!?

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15. UGH and sometimes two people will take their PDA to the next level and practically merge their bodies together.

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WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

16. And they probably use pet names for one another too, right?

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17. Sometimes, people try to do it ~stealthily~ but you aren’t fooling anyone, you PDA ninja wannabes.

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18. People sometimes will defend themselves and be like “OH, you’re just jealous you’re not getting any!”

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LOL, actually.

19. NOPE, I JUST DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU PLAYING TONSIL HOCKEY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

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20. And when it comes down to it, PDA is just awkward for EVERYONE involved.

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FOR THE LAST TIME, GET A ROOM.

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WATCH OUT COUPLES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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20 Reasons PDA Is The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Humanity

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Germs are everywhere. There’s really nothing you can do to avoid them. Sure, you could live in a sterilized orb like Jake Gyllenhaal in Bubble Boy, but that’d be almost as isolating as seeing that movie in theaters. You can, however, limit your exposure to germs. If you want to keep the bacteria in your body limited to the millions that are already there, try avoiding these filthy things that you would typically come into contact with each day, or at least wash your hands after you do so. Check out the dirty two dozen and one!

25.) Doorknobs – Beware of these bacteria magnets, especially the ones in public bathrooms.

24.) Refrigerator Handles – The same people touching the refrigerator handle are also those who you’d find handling uncooked meat.

23.) Vending Machine Buttons – No, this isn’t an excuse to rock the machine back and forth to see if a snack falls out.

22.) Parking Meters – At least getting that ticket seems somewhat like a positve now.

21.) Crosswalk Buttons – Looking both ways won’t save you here.

20.) ATM – Maybe being completely broke isn’t so bad after all.

19.) TV Remotes – What do you expect from something that spends so much time underneath the couch?

18.) Toilet Seats – No surprise there.

17.) Cell Phones – How are these dirtier than toilet seats? I’ve only dropped mine in there like ten times.

16.) Inside Latches of Public Bathroom Stalls – Think of it as one last reminder to wash your hands.

15.) Bathtubs – Really? Even if you don’t occasionally use it as a toilet just to switch things up?

14.) Light Switches – Who would think to clean these things?

13.) Microwave Pads – As if eating pizza for breakfast wasn’t already bad enough for you.

12.) Elevator Buttons – Just what we needed, another excuse for jerks to not hold the door for us.

11.) Mailbox Handles – All of those bills really might be the death of you.

10.) Supermarket Self-Checkout Registers – Where food and money germs meet. Yikes!

9.) Money – Um, I think I’ll take my chances with this one.

8.) Gas Pump Handles – Another one of those things that everyone touches, but doesn’t think to clean their hands after using.

7.) Escalator Rails – Are you seeing this, Mom? I was right for not wanting to use these.

6.) Computer Keyboards – With a browser history like yours, this seems fitting.

5.) Kitchen Sinks – This list seems like it has everything but the kitchen sink on it, until now.

4.) Shopping Carts – More incentive to spend less at the supermarket.

3.) Drinking Fountains – That helps explain why people are willing to spend so much on bottled water.

2.) Playground Equipment – Take note, adult weirdos.

1.) Human Mouths – Yep, your mouth is gross too. You disgust me.

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