Friday, March 20, 2015

10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Slogans






1. Brilliant, cheap bathroom stall advertising for an Herb store.




Via North Carolina.

Grade: A





2. Smart, if not creative, copy for central Texas.




Grade: C+





3. Not the best drawing of Statler and Waldorf, and not the funniest quip, but at least you tried.




Via San Diego.

Grade: C+





4. I already don’t trust you, and now you will never get my business




Via Boise, Idaho.

Grade: D.





5. These stupid sexual puns are rote for the construction/excavating business category. But again, at least you tried.




Unknown business/location.

Grade: C-.





6. See above.




Via Winnipeg.

Grade: C-





7. Nice facial on McDonald’s by local coffee shop.




Location unknown, possibly Mississippi.

UPDATE: It is in Starkville, Mississippi (Thanks Clyde).

Grade: B+





8. What is option ‘D’? Also, sexist.




Location unknown.

Grade: C-





9. As someone who fucking hates Instagram and Instagrammers, BRAVO. Fuck-off, you pathetic epicurean archaeologists.




Some eatery, somewhere.

Grade: A+++





10. Though it is your swan song slogan, *slowclap*




Unsure of location.

Grade: A



Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/copyranter/10-more-of-the-bestworst-local-business-slogans




10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Slogans

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