‘Don’t quit your day job": David Plouffe writes epically lousy Cruz poem

http://twitter.com/#!/davidplouffe/status/382873693581742080

Cringe-worthy buffoonery courtesy of former Obama adviser David Plouffe.

More than 14 hours after Sen. Ted Cruz read “Green Eggs and Ham” to his daughters from the Senate floor, Plouffe finally came up with something to tweet. Something hilariously pitiful.

http://twitter.com/#!/BPratto/status/382880399124205569

Yes, really! Like Piers Morgan, Plouffe doesn’t quite get the whole real-time nature of Twitter. Responses, however, came in minutes.

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/382880528916938752

http://twitter.com/#!/JammieWF/status/382880191728472064

Plouffe’s horrendous poetry even lost some of those who agree with his message, like this member of Team Cory Booker:

http://twitter.com/#!/dgpereira/status/382874879474675712

Since conservatives are such givers, they had some advice for Plouffe:

http://twitter.com/#!/breeannehowe/status/382876226299236352

http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/382876696593960961

And a beautiful win to close things out:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/382877556913225728

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‘Don’t quit your day job": David Plouffe writes epically lousy Cruz poem