1. The Beatles
HATERS: “I don’t like The Beatles.”
REST OF SOCIETY: “What do you mean you don’t like The Beatles?! They basically invented music!”
2. “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey (or the cover from Glee if you were born yesterday)
HATERADE: “I just think it’s an overrated song.”
THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE: “Have you listened to the lyrics? They’re totally inspirational and beautiful and not cliche at all!”
3. The Dark Knight trilogy
A VERY LONELY FILMGOER: “I just don’t get why it has to be so dark. Why can’t it just be a fun superhero movie?”
EVERYONE: “Sociopolitical commentary!!!”
VERY LONELY FILMGOER: “Meh.”
4. Mean Girls
EVERYONE ON OCTOBER 3RD: “What day is it?”
THAT GUY: “Thursday?”
EVERYONE ON OCTOBER 3RD: “NOOO! IT’S OCTOBER 3RD! MEAN GIRLS DAY!”
THAT GUY: “That’s cool I guess…”
5. Ice Cream
CRAZY PERSON: “I don’t like ice cream.”
THE UNIVERSE: “Do you have a soul?”
CRAZY PERSON: “Look, I just don’t like ice cream.”
6. Chocolate
HATER OF THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS: “Chocolate’s gross!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “Excuse me?!!”
7. Grease
PRETENTIOUS FILM GOER: “It’s a mediocre movie filled with cliches and terrible overacting from John Travolta.”
EVERYONE: “Can you please leave the room before I punch you?”
8. Seinfeld
SOUP NAZI: “It’s just not funny.”
EVERYONE: “But it’s a show about nothing!”
SOUP NAZI: “Exactly.”
9. Ketchup
HATER OF CONDIMENTS: “Ketchup makes me want to vomit.”
NORMAL PEOPLE: “Ketchup is God’s condiment.”
10. Harry Potter
MUGGLE: “It’s derivative and childish.”
EVERYONE: “My innocent children’s book-reading ears!”
11. Bacon
BACON HATER: “Ewww bacon’s so gross and fatty!”
BACONATOR: “BACON ON ALL THE THINGS.”
12. Chipotle
HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED: “Chipotle tastes like poop.”
EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING AND/OR ANIMAL WHO NEEDS FOOD TO SURVIVE: “Do you even have taste buds?”
13. Parties
INTROVERT: “I much rather hang out with one or two friends and watch a movie.”
EXTROVERT: “Do you even know what fun is?”
14. Pizza
EVERYONE: “Pizzaaaaa?! WHERE?!!
HATER OF DELICIOUS THINGS: “Can I please get a slice without the cheese and without the sauce?”
15. Star Wars
PERSON WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO USE THE FORCE: “Predictable. Sexist. Jar Jar Binks.”
EVERY MOVIEGOER EVER: “Clearly, you haven’t seen the original Star Wars films.”
16. Beyonce
MEN: “She made it socially acceptable for a woman to leave you if you can’t pay all of her bills, if you don’t propose to her when she wants you to, and sent the message that all men are replaceable and upgradable.”
THE BEYHIVE: “Shhh! Beysus can hear you!”
17. Dogs
CRUELLA: “They’re dirty, smelly, and loud.
EVERYONE ELSE: “To the left, to the left.”
19. Cheese
CHEESE HATER: “I just really don’t like cheese…”
MURICA: “Then what do you eat?”
20. Pie
PIE HATER: “There are just so many better dessert options…”
MURICA: “Where are you from? Canada?”
21. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
LIVES IN A BOX: “How does everyone know all the words to this?”
MUSIC LISTENERS: “Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here.”
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