http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/258598093354856448
Allllllllllllrighty, then.
*That’s* your hashtag? RT @barackobama: The reviews are in: President Obama won last night’s debate. OFA.BO/j4X2sE #ObamaWinsDebate
— Jeff Emanuel (@jeffemanuel) October 17, 2012
Lamest. Hashtag. Ever. –> #ObamaWinsDebate
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) October 17, 2012
This #ObamaWinsDebate hashtag strikes me as a serious case of insecurity.
— Fred M (@fredontwittur) October 17, 2012
No kidding. The self-crusher in chief is so desperate to believe that he emerged victorious from last night’s debate, he just had to start a hashtag to let the world know exactly how awesome he is.
Liberals were utterly delighted to join the president in patting himself on the back:
bLESSED BE RT @barackobama: The reviews are in: President Obama won last night’s debate. OFA.BO/j4X2sE #ObamaWinsDebate
— Homosexual Delicacy(@FuckinFrerard) October 17, 2012
//FUCK YEAH #ObamaWinsDebate!
— S.L. (@ShannonLetoRP) October 17, 2012
— Paul Brown (@elephantstone) October 17, 2012
whooooop! #Obama2012 RT @barackobama The reviews are in: President Obama won last night’s debate. OFA.BO/j4X2sE#ObamaWinsDebate
— Lady Steph (@raggazza_BELLA) October 17, 2012
Not even a question. RT @barackobama: The reviews are in: President Obama won last night’s debate. OFA.BO/j4X2sE #ObamaWinsDebate
— Carly Malmquist (@CarlyMalm) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate : shows good judgment and macho man attributes!!
— vmp (@leyes3) October 17, 2012
But their celebratory dance didn’t last long. The hashtag was quickly hijacked by conservatives. Naturally, hilarity — and truth — ensued:
@barackobama #ObamaWinsDebate Said nobody of importance ever.
— jd (@jdfullerIII) October 17, 2012
23 million unemployed or underemployed. 16Trillion in debt… but, you know, #ObamaWinsDebate… Because that creates jobs.
— RB (@RBPundit) October 17, 2012
.@barackobama Ambassador Stevens remained unavailable for comment. #ObamaWinsDebate
— Stephen Sheiko (@stephensheiko) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate If LYING is a requirement
— Bill Balderama (@WJGBalderama) October 17, 2012
If you believe #ObamaWinsDebate then I have some offshore drilling permits I’d like to sell you in Nebraska @twitchyteam #RomneyRyan2012
— Randy Pearson (@UVApolitics87) October 17, 2012
Because, in the eyes of Progressives, showing up is winning! #obamawinsdebate
— Tony Katz (@tonykatz) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate Also, O.J. finds the real killers.
— Jim J (@anthropocon) October 17, 2012
#obamawinsdebate ….says his inner circle over and over and over again, hoping for a cookies and a pat on the head.
— Tony Katz (@tonykatz) October 17, 2012
#Obamawinsdebate if you watched while high on bath salts
— Dave (@Dmacmd) October 17, 2012
#obamawinsdebate the Broncos won the Super Bowl last year too.
— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate because applause from his wife and a bunch of drunk reporters is a great barometer of public opinion
— Randy Pearson (@UVApolitics87) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate Also, Tofurkey now the Thanksgiving choice for most Americans.
— Jim J (@anthropocon) October 17, 2012
#obamawinsdebate. Also, paint chips make good snacks.
— Kevin (@KevOnTheRight) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate wait, was that a pig that just flew by my window?
— Jill Woods (@ALittleWrath) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate so convincingly that he’s pulling his campaign out of Florida and North Carolina.
— Jon G. (@ExJon) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate is about as common an occurance as #FrenchMilitaryVictories.
— Chårly (@chuck_dizzle) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate if NOT SUCKING AS BAD as last time counts as a win.#tcot, #tlot
— Gunnar (@stuntedtwin) October 17, 2012
#obamawinsdebate despite losing to Romney on all key issues.
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate and Biden understands string theory.
— Gregoré (@greg_zemaitis) October 17, 2012
#ObamaWinsDebate Also, “Gigli” voted best movie of all time.
— Jim J (@anthropocon) October 17, 2012
#obamawinsdebate Regards, Thomas E. Dewey.
— Christian Collins (@mediachristian4) October 17, 2012
In his own mind #ObamaWinsDebate
— Brian Hire (@hireb) October 17, 2012
That’s right. Barack Obama clearly attended to the George Costanza School of Reality.
Let’s make sure the president gets the ultimate reality check in November.
Gigglesnortage: Obama launches self-congratulatory hashtag, conservatives hijack
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