Top 15 skills on a thugs resume

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#SkillsOnAThugsResume Can disconnect a car stereo in 9.7 seconds.

— They Be Like…. (@TheyBeLlke) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume I was on the Maury show 8 times and I wasn"t the father none of the times.

— Uncle Ruckus (@UNCLERUCKUS_BD) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume Can disconnect a car stereo in 9.7 seconds.

— They Be Like…. (@TheyBeLlke) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume

Could pop a lock in unda 15 seconds

— ✨HoLLy LaRuE✨ (@Itz_MzHoLLywoOd) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume Ability to Hotwire a car in under 2 minutes & look out for the cops

(Multi Tasking) aka #AtTheSameDamnTime

— Trav NEVER Chills (@SKTV_) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume I can empty the whole clip and reload in about 14 seconds

— Thelon Don (@Thelon_Don) May 14, 2012

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#SkillsOnAThugsResume can talk clearly with a razor under my tongue

— Furious Styles (@FunkYoCouch) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume I was a cook in prison for 4 years and I can cook meals for a 100 people in one hour.

— Uncle Ruckus (@UNCLERUCKUS_BD) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume know how to get DirectTv without a dish!

— IG – JerryLaVigneJr (@JerryLaVigneJr) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume I can beat any drug test.

— Top Tweets ♕ (@HumorOrTruth) May 14, 2012

#SkillsOnAThugsResume Never Got Caught Stealing From Dollar Store When I Was Younger…

— Romeo (@_OhRomeo) May 14, 2012

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Top 15 skills on a thugs resume