1. “To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.”
Because American’s are rabid beasts who enjoy a good pumpkin pie once a year…
2. “A tradition started by the Indians to make the white folks get fat, so that when they get revenge and kill all of them in 2013, they’ll be too fat and lazy to fight back.”
Because there is some partial truth to this…
4. “Stoner’s favorite holiday.”
Because when we say stoner, we mean drugged out on Tryptophan… right?
5. “A day soon to be stolen from everyone by Walmart.”
Because there’s truth behind this too…
7. “Many times, drunk people will give thanks for the success of their team.”
If you mean falling asleep in front of the TV… then, truth!
8. “A holiday in which the skeletal remains of indians will rise from the ground and attack on thanksgiving in the year 2013.”
But those zombie indians tho…
9. “The holiday before Christmas.”
Because the only thing we think about during thanksgiving, is Christmas!
10. “A day of reflection on what you should be thankful for.”
And then some people get it right…
Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/jessicafrech/10-ways-internationals-see-thanksgiving-3a5m
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