1. When Beyoncé appeared out of nowhere, in the midst of smoke, legs spread wide, and started swiveling in the sexiest throne ever to grace the Grammy stage.
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2. When she threw back her head and revealed what her hair probably looks like in the middle of sex with Jay Z because that’s exactly what this performance is all about.
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3. And when she treated this microphone like the sex stick she knows it is.
4. Every single sultry and seductive gaze from this sex-riddled goddess chair.
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5. When she looked like she was sitting in an empty office at sunset, stripped down to nothing, with only the sun between the shades to warm her naked skin.
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6. When she rode this chair to its sweet, beautiful chair death, exhausting it with her raw, sexual power.
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7. Every single whisp of smoke that graced Beyoncé’s glowing sex skin.
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10. And every single moment of this sexual chair spinnage.
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12. When she presented the most flawless ass in the most flawless way possible.
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13. When she started spreading her legs and the world around her literally stopped spinning.
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14. And then when she spread them all the way and my body actually exploded.
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16. When she gave us one last hair whip in her sex chair…
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19. When she shook her ass so hard, the lights literally flickered.
20. When she paused for a moment in her full seductive glory…
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22. And brought Jay to life with the sheer power of her sex stare.
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23. When she laughed at how awkward Jay was and gave him some of her sexual strength.
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24. When she led Jay Z to the land of sexual promise.
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25. And when she waited very patiently while he reached the top.
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26. When she stood there and imbued Jay with her raw, sexual energy.
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27. When she screamed her love over the entire stage.
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28. And then opened her mouth even further, spreading her seductive breath across the world.
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30. When she paused, mid-sex, before the most important part of the entire night…
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32. When Beyoncé gave Jay Z a taste of the most powerful ass on the planet.
33. When she looked into his eyes and thought, You gonna get the rest tonight.
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34. When she looked at the rest of us and thought, You’re all lucky to have us.
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35. When she rubbed her head on Jay’s back, officially marking him as her own.
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36. And when they walked away, leaving us stunned, drained, emotional, crying, in need of a cigarette, a drink, anything to save us from the climactic rush of what we’d just witnessed.
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