Romney ‘tampon ban’ hoax inspires ridicule from conservatives

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What “tampon rumor?” We learned from Twitter that known enemy of lady parts Mitt Romney will ban tampons if elected president. Some say the rumor was started by a lame political satire published months ago on the parody site Free Wood Post, but you can’t fool Ace and friends.

First they came for the Kotex, and I stayed silent, because I prefer Maxi-Pads.

— FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012

If tampons are outlawed, only outlaws will have tampons. Think about it. I didn’t.

— FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq Tampons should be safe, legal, and rare.

— Miké (@ThePantau) October 11, 2012

Will Romney ban all tampons or just so-called “assault tampons” (those with wings and 50% more absorbent capacity)?

— FourTwoZero (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq High Capcity tampons definitely banned. Why would any sportsman need a military grade tampon in America?

— Rob Tam (@robtr2) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq dear gawd- are you one of those…bitter tampon clingers?? 😉

— Ree F. (@LunaticLair) October 11, 2012

Tampon truthers, clinging bitterly to their Tampax! Save us, Obama!

@aceofspadeshq Never!! They’ll have to take the tampon from my cold, dead..oh wait. Ew.

— Kate Braddock (@fatekisminy) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq Romney doesn’t want to ban tampons, he just wants reasonable restrictions like limiting women to 1 tampon a month.

— The H2 (@TheH2) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq We need to revisit these “concealed carry” tampon laws.

— Jason Shropshire (@shr0p) October 11, 2012

@thepantau @aceofspadeshq did Obama vote present when prior tampon banning laws were debated? Why isnt Sandra Fluke demanding free ones?

— Edward von Bear (@Edward_von_Bear) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq tampon legislation should be dealt with at state level

— Tom Stivali (@TStivali) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq I expect that Romney will aggressively pursue a 5 day tampon waiting period.

— liberrocky (@liberrocky) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq I say we tax the Hell out of them, and outlaw 232oz. tampons immediately.

— Champion Capua (@ChampionCapua) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq how many women have to die of toxic shock syndrome before we finally start having a national conversation on tampon control?

— Colonel Pooteh (@ColonelPooteh) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq If you like your tampon, you do NOT get to keep your tampon.

— BamaFS (@BamaFS) October 11, 2012

@theh2 Look, it doesn’t matter what anyone says, GOP or Dem. At the end of the day, Big Tampon is pulling the strings. @aceofspadeshq

— Walt Gilbert (@walt_gilbert) October 11, 2012

Fact check, please:

did you know that some women have to pay almost $18,000 per year for tampons??? That’s just wrong.@theh2 @aceofspadeshq

— wiserbud (@WiserMeany) October 11, 2012

This Republican war on women has gone too far.

Mitt Romney’s America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley tampons @aceofspadeshq

— The H2 (@TheH2) October 11, 2012

@aceofspadeshq No menstruation without representation.

— Kate Braddock (@fatekisminy) October 11, 2012

Has all of this tampon nonsense cleared up anything?

I will never again underestimate the ignorance of #Obama voters. lifenews.com/2012/10/10/war… #presidentladyparts #tampon #tcot

— Greg Wolkins (ctscp) (@gregwolkins) October 11, 2012

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Romney ‘tampon ban’ hoax inspires ridicule from conservatives