Costco. It’s an amazing place that will quickly change your life.
1. 1. You skip a meal at home so you can fill up on free samples.
So. Many. Samples.
2. 2. You’ve definitely tried to get away with coming back for round 2 of something really tasty.
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And feel like a champion if your return goes unnoticed.
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4. 3. You have at least one internal crisis every visit about how much you really DO need that oversized item.
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Whether it be a teddy bear
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Or 10 pounds of carrots
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Or a playground set
7. 4. Buying anything less than 24 rolls of toilet paper at once seems unnatural.
8. 5. The same goes for 4 lbs of quinoa.
9. 6. You laugh at the people who put away their receipt immediately.
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Amateurs.
10. 7. Your main reason for getting an American Express was making your Costco trips more convenient.
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11. 8. Your car and/or fridge is a real-life Tetris game after going shopping.
12. 9. You mentally prepare yourself for the aisle traffic jams.
Some of those old ladies can be mean.
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But…because it is such a place of incredulous wonders, you’re tempted to come back every week.
Even if you already have enough at home to survive a zombie apocalypse.
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9 Signs That You’re Addicted To Costco
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