Even if it’s half way through and they’ve seen it 16 times before.
1. Die Hard – “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”2. Rudy – “No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.”3. Tombstone – “I’m your huckleberry”4. Slap Shot – “Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country’s refusal to accept him, well, I guess that’s more than most 21-year-olds can handle… Ogie Ogilthorpe!”
Universal Pictures
5. Terminator – “Come with me if you want to live.”6. Gladiator – “Win the crowd and win your freedom.”7. First Blood – “Strictly speaking, he slipped up. You’re lucky to be breathing.”8. Major League – “JUST a bit outside.”9. Blazing Saddles – “That’s HEDLEY!”
Warner Bros. Pictures
10. Happy Gilmore – “You’re gonna die, clown!”11. Animal House – “Was is over when the Germans bombed Pearl Habor?”12. Commando – “You’re a funny guy Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last.”
20th Century Fox
13. Field of Dreams – “This is my corn. You people are guests in my corn.”14. Road House – “I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead.”15. Better Off Dead – “Two dollars!”16. Step Brothers – “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
Columbia Pictures
17. Predator – “I ain’t got time to bleed.”18. Revenge of the Nerds – “What the fuck’s a frush?”19. Big Trouble in Little China – “A six demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”20. Fight Club – “His name was Robert Paulson.”21. Enter the Dragon – “My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.”22. Bull Durham – “This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He’s shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”23. King Pin – “If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion.”
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Entertainment
24. Stripes – “Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you.”25. Billy Madison – “Knibb High football rules!”26. Back to School – “Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out and then bring one every ten minutes.”27. Midnight Run – “Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.”28. Full Metal Jacket – “If I’m gonna get my balls blow off for a word, my word is ‘poontang’.”
Warner Bros. Pictures
29. High Plains Drifter – “You’re going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass.”30. Rollerball (1975) – “The game was created to demonstrate the futility of the individual effort.”31. This is Spinal Tap – “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.”
Embassy Pictures, Studio Canal, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
32. True Romance – “I don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fuckin’ Floyd.”33. Kalifornia – “Early don’t eat breakfast. He thinks it’s a conspiracy put together by the cereal people.”34. Dodgeball – “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”35. Snatch – “In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary…come again?”36. Tommy Boy – “Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!”
Paramount Pictures
37. Dogma – “No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey’s rockin’ the ganj.”38. Fletch – “You using the whole fist, Doc?”39. Pulp Fiction – “You’re going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she’s got, uh, breastplate…”40. Caddy Shack – “I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for awhile.”
Orion Pictures
41. Old School – “We’re going streaking!”42. Rocky III – “My prediction? Pain!”43. Rocky IV – “He is not human, he is a piece of iron.”
MGM/US Entertainment Company
44. Godfather I – “Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.”45. Godfather II – “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”46. Youngblood – “You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice.”47. Clerks – “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
View Askew Productions, Miramax Films
48. Star Wars – “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”49. The Empire Strikes Back – “The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.”50. Return of the Jedi – “Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you, the conflict.”51. The Matrix – “There is no spoon.”52. Zoolander – “Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple of fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.”
Paramount Pictures
53. Mad Max – “The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’d take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.”54. Scarface – “Every day above ground is a good day.”55. Goodfellas – “…but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?56. Raiders of the Lost Ark – “You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do.”57. The Big Lebowski – “That rug really tied the room together.”
Gramercy Pictures
58. Coming to America – “Give a hand to my band, Sexual Chocolate.”59. Office Space – “The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”60. Monty Python and The Holy Grail – “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Python Pictures
61. Shawshank Redemption – “If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary.”62. Pineapple Express – “You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!”63. Vacation – “We watch his program… We buy his toys, we go to his movies… he owes us. Doesn’t he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!”64. The Princess Bride – “Inconceivable!”
Act III Communications
65. Wayne’s World – “Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”66. Trading Places – “Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!”67. The Blues Brothers – “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
Universal Pictures
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