More like Cityfail #amirite?
1. The Bogan
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The Bogan talks loudly, more often than not mentions a criminal history in their conversations, wears tracksuit pants aka ‘Trackie Daks’ and proudly shows off their Southern Cross tattoo.
2. The Music Guru
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Mate, it’s a serious problem when I can still hear your shitty music over the top of my iPod.
3. The over-sharer
By the end of your trip, you know the most intimate details of this persons life including what they had for breakfast, and the fact that they’re going on a Tinder date tonight.
4. The Cougher
Sniffing, spluttering and sucking phlegm back into their disgustingly sick faces. Go home. Stop spreading germs.
5. The Pusher
The one that either pushes past aggressively to get on the train first, to get to a seat first, or just to prove they are a complete and utter bastard.
6. The Smelly Cat
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How on earth can anyone smell SO BAD at 8.30am?! It’s nearly impressive.
7. The Heavy Breather
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The type that get all up in yo grill because they do not understand the idea of personal space. At all.
8. The PDA couple
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C’mon kids. Control yourselves until you get home.
9. The Extra-Loud Chewer
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They chew loudly. Slowly. Sucking that food back into their throat. Slurping their fingers….if you concentrate hard enough you can almost hear it right now.
10. The mX Babe
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They’re the one you want to write a love-sick poem for, that features in the ‘Here’s Looking At You’ section of the mX.
11. The Starer
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Can’t tell if you’re tired and have spaced off or if you’re looking at me and plotting our future lives/whether you know me/or my future demise.
12. The Seat Hog
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Forget about sharing a seat with this person, if you even get half a butt cheek on a corner take it as a win.
13. Judge Judy.
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The one sitting there judging people…so basically everyone.
Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/13-types-of-people-youll-find-on-cityrail-fmi7
13 Types Of People You’ll Find On Cityrail
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