http://twitter.com/#!/senatorshoshana/status/478902219744354304
Because priorities!
As Twitchy reported, this morning, Secretary of State John Kerry and Bill Nye the Not-a-Real-Science Guy teamed up for a Twitter forum about the ocean. That’s right. The ocean. Tweeters couldn’t help but wonder why Kerry would be futzing around with fish when Iraq is crumbling before our eyes.
Well, not to worry. Today, Kerry finally addressed the elephant seal in the room, thanks to a deep question from Nye:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheScienceGuy/status/478900525522374656
Wait … what?
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/478902117206196228
Surely a professional like Kerry wouldn’t dignify such stupidity with a response, right? Pffft. Of course he did!
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/478900942927306752
Dude. That’s it? That’s his answer?
To his credit, Kerry did retweet a question from an irate tweeter wondering why the heck the ocean ranks higher on the State Department’s to-do list than mass human slaughter:
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/478903393097097216
Unfortunately, because he’s John Kerry, his answer demonstrated about as much intelligence as a hunk of seaweed. And that’s being generous:
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/478903860065755136
Profound. John Kerry, ladies and gentlemen.
http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/478906496978132995
Oh man, @TheScienceGuy asks John Kerry if Iraq-Iran are aware of global warming?
Tone deaf and sad.
Stop this nonsense #oceanchat now.— Ryan N. Maue (@RyanMaue) June 17, 2014
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