1. Augustine
He would be a classy storm, the kind that retires to the study with some brandy after dumping 6 inches of snow on your hometown.
2. Blossom
Because the irony of a name like Winter Storm Blossom will make you smile as you huddle, shivering, under 10 blankets.
3. Calypso
Just a gentle reminder to book those tickets to the Caribbean.
4. Delgado
It means “skinny” in Spanish, so how vicious could Winter Storm Delgado be?
5. Ebnezer
Maybe he’d be as stingy with the snow as he is with his money.
6. Fennel
Isn’t it time our winter storm naming system started to reflect that multiple children are named Fennel?
7. Gwendoline
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, because Winter Storm Gwendolin is going to kill them all.
8. Harmony
During Winter Storm Harmony the snow will fall in only the gentlest, most non-intrusive way.
9. Ingrid
Because the little-known Boy Meets World character deserves to be immortalized somehow. (She jumped in the pool to impress the cool kids, after all!)
10. Jezebel
If we’re going to reclaim this name for women everywhere, shouldn’t we reclaim it for winter storms, too?
11. Kiran
Okay, Winter Storm Kiran might not exactly be a picnic, but it’s just such a COOL name that my inner 13-year-old can’t wait until she shows up!
12. Larry
This is pretty much the most intense a storm named Larry could possibly get.
14. November
Just to confuse people when Winter Storm November doesn’t show up until late February. And, yes, this is a name that people are giving to their children.
15. Oscar
He may be a grouch, but he’s still better than Winter Storm Kronos.
16. Prudence
She’s a fun old gal, but Winter Storm Prudence lacks the intensity of a younger storm.
19. Storm
Imagine the confusion created by Winter Storm Storm. And, yes, just like November, Storm is an actual name that parents are giving to their children.
20. Thorton
The last of Augustine and Roland’s friends to join us.
21. Ursula
This Winter Storm’s going to be a bitch, just like her namesake.
22. Vulcan
Winter Storm Vulcan: all the logic of Spock (or at least his Vulcan half) and all the fury of the Roman god of fire and volcanoes.
23. Wood
Parents who want their children to have a terrible middle-school experience are particularly fond of this name. So why not name a storm after it? Think of all the puns!
24. Xenobia
Not to be confused with Winter Storm Xenophobia, who is the WORST.
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