Monday, August 31, 2015

An honest version of Chipotle’s scarecrow ad




If you haven’t seen Chipotle’s maudlin animated commercial about a scarecrow from a few weeks ago, check it out. And then watch this version, updated by Funny or Die for honesty…



(via Ads of the World)


Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/an-honest-version-of-chipotles-scarecrow-ad/




An honest version of Chipotle’s scarecrow ad

A wolf in sheep's clothing




A wolf in sheep

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A wolf in sheep"s clothing

Low-Flying Plane Picks up Flags from Ground (Video)




Cesar Falistocco, captain of the Argentina Aerobatic Squadron, uses his plane‘s wing to hoist the flags of Argentina and Chile. Crazy stuff!




Video via Youtube search. Copy spotted here.




Read more: http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2014/06/22/low-flying-plane-picks-up-a-flag-from-the-ground-video/




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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Map shows where on the globe you’d end up if you dug straight through




The spot where you are right now and the spot on the other side of the earth, diametrically opposite where you are right now, are called antipodes. If you had to guess where on earth the antipodes of your current location is, the safest bet would be to say “the ocean,” since less than 4% of land is antipodal to more land.


But if you want a more specific answer, this nifty, interactive map may be of service.


Map of Antipodes


Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/map-shows-where-on-the-globe-youd-end-up-if-you-dug-straight-through/




Map shows where on the globe you’d end up if you dug straight through

As he predicted, U.S. wrestler Jordan Burroughs defeats Iranian, wins gold




http://twitter.com/#!/alliseeisgold/status/233680918492106752


New Jersey’s Jordan Burroughs faced off against Iranian Sadegh Goudazari today in the men’s 74-kg freestyle wrestling championship and emerged victorious:


Burroughs defeated Iran’s Sadegh Goudazari, 1-0, 1-0, in the final in front of a raucous crowd of 6,500 at the Exel Center.


After avoiding a Goudazari headlock, Burroughs attacked with a bulldog-like, double-leg takedown with 10 seconds left in the first to win the period.


Burroughs did it again late in the second period, driving hard and as Goudazari backed up, Jordan wrapped his long arms around the back of his thighs and put him on the mat for a takedown.


Burroughs delivered in more ways than one. Going into the match, his most recent tweet predicted his win:


Thanks everyone for the goodlucks tomorrow. Dreaming of Gold tonight. My next tweet will be a picture of me holding that Gold medal!!!


— Jordan Burroughs (@alliseeisgold) August 9, 2012


His dream came true: All he sees is gold.


The symbolism of Burroughs’ victory wasn’t lost on Twitterers:


To bad the US vs Iran in the wrestling final cant settle our government issues with them


— Jason Williams (@Jwil0808) August 10, 2012


Watching USA v. Iran wrestling match. If US wins does that mean Iran stops Nuclear program?


— Nick Suter (@MarketUmedia) August 10, 2012


US vs. Iran in wrestling. This could get international.


— Tyler Betancourt (@WillTylerBet) August 10, 2012


U.S. v. Iran – #Wrestling Finals – ON NOW! Can you say geopolitical grudge fight?


— Graham Kates (@GrahamKates) August 10, 2012


From now on when the U.S. and Iran have conflicts, lets just have wrestling tournaments #olympics


— LVL? DEATH (@Davebr0chill) August 10, 2012


beating Iran like it"s 1972- sorta “@LondonLive: U.S. defeats Iran for gold medal in men"s 163 lbs. freestyle wrestling http://t.co/Op20yIYj


— Wesley M. Callahan (@WesleyMCallahan) August 10, 2012


US Wrestler Jordan Burroughs beats Iran for Gold. Fitting. #TeamUSA


— Michael Salvo (@michaelsalvo4tx) August 10, 2012


You can have your nukes Iran. We will take our gold…okay, but seriously give us the nukes


— Jesse Bazemore (@jjbazemore) August 10, 2012


@maxjohns1 just caught the end of it after seeing your tweets about it. Now Iran knows not to fuck with us.


— Horton (@MatthewEHorton) August 10, 2012


Get used to that Iran, you"ll never beat us in anything. America: home of Gold Medals and Back to back World War champs


— Logun Wynn Stevenson (@LogiPlush) August 10, 2012


https://twitter.com/_Reach4TheSkye_/status/234011956829356032


#Olympics U.S. wins men"s freestyle 74kg wrestling vs. Iran. Symbolic?! Thanks Burroughs


— Samantha LaMarca (@SammieLaMarca) August 10, 2012


The congratulations poured in from Team USA:


And he continues to see Gold @alliseeisgold congrats brother


— Sam Hazewinkel (@SamTheHaze) August 10, 2012


Olympic Champ @alliseeisgold and myself pic.twitter.com/qHkPj2YP


— Sam Hazewinkel (@SamTheHaze) August 10, 2012



That"s what I am talking about @alliseeisgold congrats my man!! More to come tomorrow!!


— Coleman Scott (@CScott60kg) August 10, 2012


Congrat jb @alliseeisgold best man in world olympic champ 38-0 @NBCOlympics @flowrestling


— Nick Simmons (@Elstrangler) August 10, 2012


Congrats @alliseeisgold awesome match!


— Jake Varner (@JakeVarner211) August 10, 2012


Congrats kid! @alliseeisgold


— Kendrick J. Farris (@KendrickJFarris) August 10, 2012


Atta boy JB!


— Jared Frayer (@AirFrayer) August 10, 2012


@alliseeisgold JUST WON GOLD!!!! #HUSKERnation


— Chantae McMillan (@chan_taemac) August 10, 2012


Congrats kid! @alliseeisgold


— Kendrick J. Farris (@KendrickJFarris) August 10, 2012


Congrats @alliseeisgold !!! So happy for you!!!! :) you called it!!!!


— Diana Lopez  (@dianalopez25) August 10, 2012


Just like that! @alliseeisgold on his way to be USA"s best ever. Hasn"t lost a match in years! #HeIsUSAWrestling


— Ellis Coleman (@DaFlyinSquirrel) August 10, 2012


Very proud to have watched @alliseeisgold! He made it look easy!!! #AllWeSeeIsGOLD :)


— Kayla Harrison (@Judo_Kayla) August 10, 2012


And what was Burroughs’ first move after delivering on his promise to win a gold medal?


Borroughs went straight to his mom! #2REAL


— Daryl Homer (@DarylDHomer) August 10, 2012


Awww!


Congratulations, Jordan! You’ve done your country proud! And you’ve made good on yesterday’s promise:


I did it! 2012 Olympic Gold Medalist! pic.twitter.com/HNTbB54m


— Jordan Burroughs (@alliseeisgold) August 10, 2012



Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/10/u-s-wrestler-jordan-burroughs-defeats-iranian-wins-gold/




As he predicted, U.S. wrestler Jordan Burroughs defeats Iranian, wins gold

21 Reasons To Never Have Kids






1. They’re rude.






2. They fart.






3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.







5. They want stupid things.






6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.






7. They’re poop factories.






8. Half of them are allergic to peanuts…






…and this has no place in your pantry.







9. They use inappropriate canvasses.






10. They only have XBox.






11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.






12. They go and get kidnapped.







13. They smell.






14. They’re bad for the soul.






15. They block the sidewalk.







16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.






17. They make you do crazy things.






18. They need their own shampoo.







19. They cry over everything.






20. They’re terrible gift givers.






21. They make you love this.





Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/keenan/21-reasons-to-never-have-kids




21 Reasons To Never Have Kids

Mother Arrested For Taking Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Into A Tanning Bed






1. This is the little girl:






2. And here is her mother:










44-year-old Patricia Krentcil is charged with second-degree child endangerment for allegedley taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning bed with her.


The girl’s father told NBC New York his daughter told classmates at school that she “went tanning with Mommy.”


Patricia denies the allegations claiming her daughter got the burn from playing outside.






9. And here’s her mugshot:






Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/mjs538/mother-arrested-for-taking-her-5-year-old-daughter




Mother Arrested For Taking Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Into A Tanning Bed

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Disney Chooses The Director For Star Wars Episode VII Parody




Now that the initial excitement and buzz over the acquisition of Lucas Arts by Disney has fadded, the nerds are already beginning to speculate and theorize about the much anticipated Star Wars Episode VII movie set to debut in 2015. 


 was quick to the draw and already made this hilarious spoof of what a meeting at Disney would look like when choosing the director for the film.


Who do you want to direct the film?


 



Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/11/02/disney-chooses-the-director-for-star-wars-episode-vii-parody/




Disney Chooses The Director For Star Wars Episode VII Parody

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Game Of Thrones Smooth Jazz Cover. If Your Heads Not Swaying Your Neck Must Be Broken





This is good enough that Joffrey may actually consider not killing them before the encore.

Read more: http://damn.com/p/game-of-thrones-smooth-jazz-cover-if-your-heads-not-swaying-your-neck-must-be-broken/




Game Of Thrones Smooth Jazz Cover. If Your Heads Not Swaying Your Neck Must Be Broken

Drunk man vs Speed Bump.




Drunk man vs Speed Bump.

Read more: http://imgur.com/gallery/rhZ69zx




Drunk man vs Speed Bump.

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Friday, August 28, 2015

Contraceptions Lead To More...




Contraceptions Lead To More...

Read more: http://ifunny.com/pictures/contraceptions-lead-more/




Contraceptions Lead To More...

Pinterest Drops Invites and 3 Other Stories You Need to Know




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Welcome to Thursday morning’s edition of ‘First To Know,’ a series in which we keep you in the know on what’s happening in the digital world. Today, we’re looking at four particularly interesting stories.


Scientists Think Mars Looks Like Earth


Scientists think the spot on the Martian equator where the Curiosity rover landed looks familiar, comparing the landscape to California’s Mojave Desert.


“The first impression that you get is how Earth-like this seems looking at that landscape,” chief scientist John Grotzinger of the California Institute of Technology said.


Google Doodle Lets You Canoe Race


Though all the Olympic medals have already been awarded in slalom canoe, Google’s still giving you a shot to test your paddling chops.


Thursday’s whimsical illustration lets you race down a river, navigating turns with the left and right arrow keys. You’ll face challenges during the course, including the river’s bends, rocks and poles.


Pinterest Drops Invites


Pinterest announced Wednesday that it began open registration, dropping its invite-only approach.


Users can now sign up for the social photo sharing website without waiting for an invitation, according to Pinterest’s official blog. Prospective pinners can register using their email addresses, or log in with their Facebook or Twitter accounts.


Android Was in 68.1% of Smartphones Shipped in Q2


The race between iOS and Android is beginning to look like a blowout: A new report from IDC pegs market share for the latter at 68.1% for all new smartphones shipped in the second quarter.


Overall, the two platforms accounted for 85% of the smartphone market during Q2. BlackBerry and Symbian hit 4.8% and 4.4%, respectively.


Image courtesy of iStockphoto, mattjeacock


Read more: http://mashable.com/2012/08/09/pinterest-drops-invites/




Pinterest Drops Invites and 3 Other Stories You Need to Know

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Baby Elephant Plays in Pool (Video)




Belle, a 3-week-old baby elephant, is playing in a kiddie pool at the Fort Worth Zoo in Texas.




via Say OMG




Read more: http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2013/08/01/baby-elephant-plays-in-pool-video/




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German Shepherd throws a tantrum when her human says swim time is over




It’s not just toddlers. Dog’s really don’t like to hear that it’s time to end an afternoon swim, either…



Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/german-shepherd-throws-a-tantrum-when-her-human-says-swim-time-is-over/




German Shepherd throws a tantrum when her human says swim time is over

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Upside Down Cat Flips Over To Always Land On Its Feet Explained In Super Slow Motion




Everyone knows that cats always land on their feet when they fall, but how do they do that? The phenomenon perplexed the nerdy cat owner who runs Smarter Every Day, so he set up his high speed camera and began testing with his kitty, dropping his pet upside down. 


The physics behind the phenomenon of cats always landing on their feet is even more amazing once you begin to understand the science behind it.


The nerdy cat video (which is just a perfect recipe for the Internet) has naturally gone viral, amassing over 125,000 hits in just two days. It is already featured on the coveted YouTubeTrends


 



Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/08/10/cat-flipping-over-to-land-on-its-feet-in-super-slow-motion/




Upside Down Cat Flips Over To Always Land On Its Feet Explained In Super Slow Motion

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Community Post: 22 Habits That Will Never Get You Laid






1. Over-excessive winking.




When it comes to seduction, sometimes less is more.





2. Or the less commonly used, wink-point combo.




Let’s call it the “Costanza Special.”





3. Coming on a little too strong.




There’s a fine line between eagerness and desperation.





4. Or not strong enough.




How…sweet?





5. Dropping the L word too soon.




We’ve all been there.





6. Because sometimes honesty ISN’T always the best policy.







7. In fact, the less your date knows, the better.




It’s smarter to save those deep, dark secrets until after the honeymoon.





8. Developing “The Janice” laugh.







9. Or the creepy Masuka giggle.




Instant mood killer.






11. Just please. Don’t.







12. But if you must cry, at least own up to it.




Temper tantrums only make things worse.





13. Menstrual talk of any kind.




Note: using similes doesn’t make the process any cuter.





14. In fact, oversharing can be extremely dangerous at any age.




Some things are just better left unsaid.





15. Baby talk.




Do I really need to explain this one?





16. Talking to inanimate objects.




Sorry, Wilson.





17. Or even just to yourself.




We all do it, but save that shit for when you’re alone.





18. THIS:




Being the worst person ever will definitely take a toll on your sex life.





19. Getting a little too caught up with your inner-geek.




Role playing can be sexy. This is not.





20. The Carlton dance.




The dancing. The sweater. I’m afraid it’s going to be one long, lonely winter, my friend.





21. Everything in this picture.




Nope.





22. And, of course, any emission of foul odors.





Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/kellyschremph/22-habits-that-will-never-get-you-laid-cw0e




Community Post: 22 Habits That Will Never Get You Laid