10 Other Things People Want Bill Clinton to Explain

Bill Clinton may no longer hold the title of Commander-in-Chief, but his speech at the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday earned him a new moniker: Explainer-in-Chief.

The former POTUS spent nearly an hour on stage explaining point-by-point everything from the economy to education in a bid to convince Americans to vote for Barack Obama in November. At the end of his explain-a-thon, Twitter users couldn’t help but hope that Clinton would take the time to shed a little light on life’s other pressing mysteries.

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I want Bill Clinton to explain the ending of Lost to me. #2012DNC

— eric kwun (@geektrooper) September 6, 2012

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UPDATE: Next, Bill Clinton will explain how to assemble an Ikea Flürskl.

— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) September 6, 2012

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Alright, that settles it. @mls needs to hire Bill Clinton to explain allocation money, player allocation, the salary cap, etc. #Bill4MLS

— The Ginge (@GingeFC) September 6, 2012

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To finish it off, Bill Clinton will now explain how Breaking Bad is going to end.

— Lauren Bans (@LaurenBans) September 6, 2012

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Can Bill Clinton explain the Bulls offseason moves to me?

— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) September 6, 2012

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Show I’d watch: “Bill Clinton Explains Stuff”. Welfare reform, deficit reduction, quantum mechanics, the NHL lockout, Pitbull … explain it

— Scott Kennedy (@ScottTKennedy) September 6, 2012

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I really enjoyed Bill Clinton explaining things to me. I’d love for him to record a dvd commentary of every single Game of Thrones episode.

— Klassy P. Goldberg (@klassy) September 6, 2012

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bill clinton left without explaining how to escape the dungeon without using the wizard’s key

— ryan lambert (@twolinepass) September 6, 2012

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Can Bill Clinton explain why I lose a sock in the dryer?

— Raphael De La Ghetto (@Ishouldbworking) September 6, 2012

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Can we get Bill Clinton to explain eventual consistency now?

— Karen Lopez (@datachick) September 6, 2012

BONUS: Bill Clinton’s DNC Full Speech

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10 Other Things People Want Bill Clinton to Explain

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