Breaking: Unhinged actor Rob Schneider uncovers massive CDC&#160;conspiracy

http://twitter.com/#!/RobSchneider/status/502934977001295872

Internationally-renowned autism expert Dr. Rob Schneider is on call and he’s here to tell you that vaccines — pretty much all vaccines, apparently — are hazardous to your health.

CNN IS NOW COVERING THE STORY!!

CDC TOP SCIENTIST ADMITS THEY LIED! HOW MANY CHILDREN WERE INJURED PERMANENTLY?!!!

ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-11640…— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) August 22, 2014

Well, it’s not exactly CNN. It’s actually CNN “iReport” — stories uploaded by random people that are “[n]ot verified by CNN.”

not verified

The story linked by Schneider was posted by “bobbydee2014” of Atlanta.

And if that doesn’t settle the scientific debate, surely these Twitter testimonials will:

http://twitter.com/#!/RobSchneider/status/502971084560666624

http://twitter.com/#!/RobSchneider/status/503001955363733504

http://twitter.com/#!/RobSchneider/status/503052787656445952

The proof is OUT!

http://twitter.com/#!/RobSchneider/status/503056538081427457

If Donald Trump is ever elected president, he won’t have to look far to find his Surgeon General.

Derp dee derp…

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