Thursday, January 7, 2016

Community Post: 33 Signs You Live In Austin






1. Traffic on 35 and MOPAC really gets on your nerves







2. If you live close to downtown you own a scooter, kayak, or bicyle




Maybe even all three





3. You hate the fact that SXSW takes over downtown down in March




but you love all the free shows, and would do anything for an all access pass





4. At least one of your freinds has a CAR2GO account







5. You have a love/hate relationship with the formula one race track, and the people it attracts




Mostly hate





6. You’ve unintentionally been at the South Congress Bridge when the bats came out







7. After a certain age Dirty 6th gets old. You prefer West 6th, Rainey, or pretty much anywhere but the dirty




Lets face it. It’s full of tourists and rachets





8. You go to The Domain just to window shop




$$$





9. Choosing between Franklin’s and Salt Lick is like choosing between which child you love more




You love them both equally





10. A Don Juan from Juan in a Million is the best and cheapest hangover cure (even though the wait is crazy on the weekends)







11. Leslie was considered an Austin icon and is truly missed




R.I.P. Leslie





12. You avoided downtown and Highland Park Mall like the plague during Texas Relays Weekend







13. You knew Barton Springs was the best way to cool off on a hot summer day




You may see people in various stages of partial nudity





14. Whether you went to UT or not OU still sucks







15. You really really don’t want people to move here







16. Cedar fever is the worst thing ever




January – February are unbearable





17. You’ve taken a date to The Oasis on Lake Travis




Great view





18. People take their pets everywhere and you love it



Dog parks everywhere





19. Hipsters and homeless are very similar yet very different, but you somtimes have trouble telling them apart




Austin has plenty of both





20. You get super stoked every year for the announcement of the ACL lineup




3 day passes never last long





21. However, you feel it is getting a little too big




Two weekends long now!





22. You know that Reggae Fest is a stoner’s paradise




and police looked the other way





23. You go to Hippie Hollow expecting to see aging nudists







24. You have mixed feelings on the gentrification of the East Side







25. Blues on the Green is hot, overcrowded, and you spent most of the time drinking but you never missed a concert




Did we mention its free





26. Going to the Whole Foods flagship store is an ordeal, but it offers a diverse cross section of Austin people




They also have food although it is kind of pricey (Whole Paycheck)





27. You didn’t trust Lance Armstrong even before the scandal




Tis tis





28. You wish you could live in a swanky apartment downtown, but it would cost most of your paycheck




The Austonian





29. Exercise consisted of walking, running, biking, canoeing, rowing, paddle boarding or doing anything on or around Lady Bird Lake







30. You have had an interesting tipsy conversation with pedicab driver







31. You know of a food truck for every single type of food







32. You have a cliché pic at Mt. Bonell, the 360 Bridge, the “Hi, how are you?” frog, and/or “i love you so much” at Joe’s Coffee







33. All in all you love this city and wouldn’t change it for the world





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Community Post: 33 Signs You Live In Austin

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