‘Here’s my d*ck"; Ace drubs foul Dana Loesch troll with hilarious results

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/372902809185697792

Snicker. What sparked Ace of Spades to graciously decode Twitter bios for everyone? Well, this happened:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/372900776525299712

You see, a HuffPo community “contributor” aimed a vile sex fantasy attack at Dana Loesch. Ah, tolerance and love!

Ace has more:

The attack involves degredation via anal sex and Allah’s vengeance for the unrighteous. Kind of like the Reeces’ Peanut Butter Cups of hate.

Progressive blogger Pascal Robert, known online as “THOUGHT MERCHANT,” launched a vile attack against conservative radio host Dana Loesch on Tuesday.

Here is what I have learned:

Anyone who claims to be “funny!” or “witty!” in their Twitter profiles is neither.

Ace goes on to translate self-brags in Twitter profiles. Serious You Guys: Read the whole thing. He then took to Twitter to continue the hilarious drubbing as only he can.

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/372903359151235072

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/372904995521171457

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/372909690948042752

And for the win:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/372903095430176768

Giggling madly. While shuddering. Does that equal shiggling?

Fellow Twitter users helped Ace with the translations:

http://twitter.com/#!/MichaelBlum3/status/372904261358600192

http://twitter.com/#!/MTotenkopf/status/372908347294756866

http://twitter.com/#!/heisjuicy/status/372910580434096129

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/372903330949128192

Nailing? Accomplished.

http://twitter.com/#!/heisjuicy/status/372911206341689344

Zing!

More please, Twitter.

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‘Here’s my d*ck"; Ace drubs foul Dana Loesch troll with hilarious results