1. Justin Bieber, “All Bad”
Stringer / Reuters
There are sooooo many reasons you should not be singing this line, Biebs.
2. Jason Derulo, “Talk Dirty”
Lucas Jackson / Reuters
Yes, I guess you could.
3. Katy Perry, “This Is How We Do”
Lucas Jackson / Reuters / Reuters
No one is more worthy of respect.
4. Miley Cyrus, “#GETITRIGHT”
Christopher Polk / Getty Images for Clear Channel
You’re in front of a mirror, Miley. You can just look down and check.
5. Kings of Leon, “Temple”
Shirlaine Forrest / WireImage
Watch out, buddy, or you’re going to jail.
6. Selena Gomez, “B.E.A.T.”
Lucas Jackson / Reuters
DO NOT SAY THIS, SELENA! This does not sound good, Selena!
7. Lady Gaga, “Applause”
Lucy Nicholson / Reuters
This is a straw man argument, Lady Gaga. NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THIS.
8. Childish Gambino, “3005”
Paul Butterfield / Getty Images for Coachella
C’mon, dude. Seriously.
9. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, “Mermaids”
Greetsia Tent / WireImage
Ew, no.
10. Robin Thicke, “Blurred Lines”
Christopher Polk / Getty Images for Clear Channel
Oh man, Robin. So many things!
11. Jay Z, “Heaven”
Benoit Tessier / Reuters
Is Jay Z even trying anymore?
12. Jay Z, “Tom Ford”
Ollie Millington / WireImage
No, he is not.
13. Jay Z on Drake’s “Pound Cake”
Benoit Tessier / Reuters
Not even a little bit.
14. Migos, “Versace”
But he’s not alone in that.
15. Drake, “Versace”
Michael Buckner / Getty Images for Bing
Is that a threat?
16. Geri Halliwell, “Half of Me”
Uhhhh…..girl power?
17. Jason Derulo, “Marry Me”
Olivier Douliery/Abaca Press / MCT
And not one second longer!
18. The Wanted, “Walks Like Rihanna”
…what? Since when does Rihanna have a distinctive walk?
19. Eminem, “Survival”
Jumana El Heloueh / Reuters
Well, congratulations for multi-tasking.
20. Miley Cyrus, “4×4”
Lucy Nicholson / Reuters
TMI, Miley.
21. Katy Perry, “Double Rainbow”
Ethan Miller / Getty Images for Clear Channel
Lightning has no sound, Katy.
22. R. Kelly, “Cookie”
Andrea De Silva / Reuters
This is not what anyone means by “rough sex,” Kells.
23. Cam’ron, “Go Outside”
Larry Busacca / Getty Images for Pepsi
Actually, you know what? Never mind. This one is genius.
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