4. There is a theatricality to reading. It is a dramatic art. BRING THE DRAMATICS.
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6. The opening line is fundamental. It must shock and awe the readee into silence.
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13. Get some water, clear the throat, because you are delivering a SOLILOQUY.
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15. NOTE: Reading is always a response to ratchetness.
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Ratchetness is obnoxious behavior that shocks and awes.
16. Lead with the shade, and if that doesn’t work, rebuttal with a REAAADDDD.
20. USE THE COUNTDOWN.
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The countdown is a method used to turn a read into a list. Before every point you say a number. Example: 5. I am very rich! 4. All my shit is expensive. 3. I’m cashing TRUMP CHECKS! 2. You don’t want it. 1. What? I was just telling the truth.
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